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Category: Joke
Message: Three men are entering Heaven, and they're asked a question to see what kind of car they drive in Heaven. The first man is asked, "Have you ever cheated on your wife?" He answers, "Three times." He gets a scooter. The second man is asked the same question. He replies, "Two times." He gets a Moped. The third man is asked the same question, and he answers, "Never, I swear to God." He gets a Ferrari. The three men enter Heaven, and they see the man with the Ferrari crying. They ask him, "Why are you crying? You got a Ferrari!" He replies, "I just saw my wife. She was on a skateboard."
Submitted By: chocoholicgrl91

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A good friend will bail you out of jail ---> while a best friend will be right beside you goin' that was freakin awesome
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4.3/5 (796 votes)

Submitted by: crazygirl4125
Watchin scary movies, stayin up late, getin in fights, goin on double dates, slumber parties, pillow fights, watchin movies, stayin up all night, midnight phone calls, playin a game, gettin in trouble, going through pain, being the worst, being the best, being best friends, giving support when you are down, helping you out when you want to drown, that's why I love you, that's why I care, becuase I know you'll always be there.
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4.3/5 (780 votes)

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True friends stay together through thick and thin, through all the rumors and the grins, through all the pain and all the tears; true friends are there throughout the years.
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4.3/5 (306 votes)

Submitted by: horselover899
Best friends remember
when you say foget it
They'll wait forever
If you say just a minute
They know somethings wrong
when you say whatever
thats when you know
you're best friends forever
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4.3/5 (207 votes)

Submitted by: muzicggirl
Cross your heart & hope to die, Clothes, make-up, boys, and lies, Forever there until the end, The definition of...True Best Friends
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4.2/5 (869 votes)

Submitted by: Sekzi Princess
When you got a smile on your face & a twinkle in your eye
only your true friends know your about to break down & cry
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4.2/5 (570 votes)

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A good friend will pick you back up when you fall but your best friend will laugh and trip you again ;-)
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4.2/5 (791 votes)

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Me and my girlz were sent from heaven,
I back them up 24/7,
If you mess with me or my crew,
damn bitch I would hate to be you!!
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4.2/5 (341 votes)

Submitted by: lil froggie
Friends are like a box of chocolates
Some have weird filling, some are just bad
Some are really sweet, and they make me glad.
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4.2/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: bethiec
Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
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4.1/5 (712 votes)

Submitted by: s.money
A memory lasts forever and never does it die! True friends stay together and never say goodbye!
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4.1/5 (205 votes)

Submitted by: soccerchick1640
Friends are quiet angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly
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4.0/5 (327 votes)

Submitted by: bRaZiLiAnTiGrE03



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