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Message: I know an old lady who swallowed a fly... I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a spider... that wiggled and jiggled and tickled inside her, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a bird... a bird, a bird, how obsured. she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a cat, well how bout that, she swallowed a cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was and old lady who swallowed a dog, she went whole hog when she swallowed that dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. their was an old lady who swallowed a cow, I dont knpow how she swallowed the cow, she swallowed the cow to catch the dog, she swallowed the dog to catch the cat, she swallowed the cat to catch the bird,she swallowed the bird to catch the spider, she swallowed the spider to catch the fly, I dont know why she swallowed the fly, perhaps she'll die. thier was an old lady who swallowed a horse... she died of course.
Submitted By: caitlin

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Don't walk behind me...I may not lead.Don't walk in front of me...I may not follow.Walk beside me and be my friend
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3.3/5 (192 votes)

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Good friends are hard to find, harder to leave, and impossible to forget.
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4.1/5 (712 votes)

Submitted by: s.money
What is fun...What is fun...What is fun...I got it: "F" is for friends that do things together. "U" is for you and meeee. "N" is for anywhere at anytime in any place here in the deep blue sea.
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2.8/5 (393 votes)

Submitted by: MgAtEs1212
Friends are quiet angels that lift us to our feet when our wings have trouble remembering how to fly
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4.0/5 (327 votes)

Submitted by: bRaZiLiAnTiGrE03
As we go on we remember all the times we had together and as our lives change come what may, but we will still be Friends Forever
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3.7/5 (323 votes)

Submitted by: diZZydOOdle88
As long as we have memories yesterday remains, as long as we have hope tomorrow still awaits, as long as we have friendship each day is never a waste...brb
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3.7/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: -:-RHSgurlie198-:-
Friends are like stars, they come and go... but the ones that stay are the ones that glow. :-)
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4.3/5 (256 votes)

Submitted by: ~*Sekzi Princess*~
We started our group, our circle of friends. And like that circle there is no beginning nor end
  • Currently 3.86/5
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3.9/5 (188 votes)

Submitted by: Cr8zyBlonde88
you can pick your nose, you can pick your friends, but you CAN'T pick your friend's nose can you?
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2.0/5 (432 votes)

Submitted by: koolkittykat16
Cross your heart & hope to die, Clothes, make-up, boys, and lies, Forever there until the end, The definition of...True Best Friends
  • Currently 4.17/5
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4.2/5 (869 votes)

Submitted by: Sekzi Princess
100 memories, 200 jokes, 300 great times, 400 secrets... 1 reason -- Best Friends
  • Currently 4.04/5
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4.0/5 (238 votes)

Submitted by: Sekzi Princess
"Friendship is something you don't learn in school, but if you don't know the meaning of friendship you haven't really learned anything." -Ali
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3.8/5 (252 votes)

Submitted by: Kaycee

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