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Category: Valentines
Message: Love and friendship fills the air
People smiling and laughing everywhere
Each kiss costs a dime
So take a ticket and wait in line
Oh what a bore this day can be
I love you so much, can't you see!
You get a card that someone sends
Most people waiting for this day to end
Since they don't have one to admire
They sit at home and cry near the fire
Pastel pink nails, and firery red roses
The cold weather makes cherry red noses
Hugs are exchanged and cards will be sent
And thats how I realised what Valentines ment!
Submitted By: By Cat and Bri

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Hey, did you hear that joke about the cat and the girl ?...... Yeah that was a great joke!
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MONKEY SEE MONKEY DO!!!!!!I SEE BUT WHATTA DO?
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Submitted by: SOCCERBABE6395
If the away message is a rockin...don't come a knockin!
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