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Category: Laundry
Message: I'm doing something dirty and I'll be at it all day... one hour at a time. I'll start in the bedroom and work my way all thru the house and back again. I'll do it again and again. Go in cold come out hot, makin the whole house rock in between. It's sometimes sweaty and long but it's worth it when its all over...I'm doing laundry, bbl
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Sry my cat has the mouse...........
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3.0/5 (156 votes)

Submitted by: cutie_cat237
Out of my mind.
Back in 5 minutes.
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3.0/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: I82much1211
If you press F1 and then F2 and then tab over you will be able to hear my voice through your speakers. Repeat 10 times.
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3.0/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: lauralarenlexbrit
The zoo called....they want you back in the cages with the other monkeys!!
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3.0/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: meg
Suicide Hotline... please hold
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3.0/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: VMan25bv
Before you critize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes!
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3.0/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: RoxyBarbie22
Dude did u know that a gorilla escaped? Well I didn't either until it knocked on my door, called me a dirty ho, and kicked me in the leg! So right now I am chasin that damn monkey! I'm gonna knock his lights out! Yeah thats what I'm gonna do so chill 4 a bit..!
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3.0/5 (177 votes)

Submitted by: lilstarbaby1205
I'm away but the man with the gun to my head said I can't tell you why. *gulp* help....
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3.0/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
Sometimes my mind wanders...but I can't get it back... Don't worry you can still talk to me.
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3.0/5 (76 votes)

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Girls are like computers, they like to be turned on!!!
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3.0/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: RJDalziel
Diamonds are nice, so are toys, but they aren't nuttin like those sexy ghetto boys.
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3.0/5 (145 votes)

Submitted by: SexyAngel15253
Hey, I'm having a party right now! We have a DJ who rocks the house, a dance floor, plenty of food, and all the kewl people. If you IMing me, obivously you weren't invited!
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3.0/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: lovelyladeelove9

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