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Category: Spring
Message: Hey~ I am outside right now because it is supposed to be a nice day, or so people say. If I am back in 5 then they lied.
Submitted By: dancegurl4eva

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Sry my cat has the mouse...........
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3.0/5 (156 votes)

Submitted by: cutie_cat237
Out of my mind.
Back in 5 minutes.
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3.0/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: I82much1211
If you press F1 and then F2 and then tab over you will be able to hear my voice through your speakers. Repeat 10 times.
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3.0/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: lauralarenlexbrit
The zoo called....they want you back in the cages with the other monkeys!!
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3.0/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: meg
Suicide Hotline... please hold
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3.0/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: VMan25bv
Before you critize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you critize them, you're a mile away and have their shoes!
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3.0/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: RoxyBarbie22
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
My house is on fire!!!
Must....save....computer....
kinda preoccupied at the moment, please leave message, oh yeah, and call 911, must....save......computer......
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3.0/5 (159 votes)

Submitted by: snookthebook
Dude did u know that a gorilla escaped? Well I didn't either until it knocked on my door, called me a dirty ho, and kicked me in the leg! So right now I am chasin that damn monkey! I'm gonna knock his lights out! Yeah thats what I'm gonna do so chill 4 a bit..!
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3.0/5 (177 votes)

Submitted by: lilstarbaby1205
I'm away but the man with the gun to my head said I can't tell you why. *gulp* help....
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3.0/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
Sometimes my mind wanders...but I can't get it back... Don't worry you can still talk to me.
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3.0/5 (76 votes)

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Girls are like computers, they like to be turned on!!!
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3.0/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: RJDalziel
Diamonds are nice, so are toys, but they aren't nuttin like those sexy ghetto boys.
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3.0/5 (145 votes)

Submitted by: SexyAngel15253

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