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Category: romance
Message: Love is an odd thing. We spend our whole lives looking for it when it's the one thing that hurts us the most...So right now I'm out looking for love. No telling how long it could be.
Submitted By: ~*~LoGaN~*~

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Right now,i'm sitting on my couch,watching t.v., eating,and getting fat.........no surprise there!
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3.0/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: Filichik4u69
I do what cheerios tell me.
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3.0/5 (153 votes)

Submitted by: OneiricChicka
hey %n I've got candy. Get into my van.
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3.0/5 (114 votes)

Submitted by: SpoonSAvior7
Remember, %n, that when someone annoys you it takes 32 muscles in your faceto frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mofo upside the head.:-D
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3.0/5 (280 votes)

Submitted by: sexylilblondie98
OMG! %n just ran into a pole...This may take a while......
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3.0/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: PinkLemonade
Hey %n! Sorry but I'm kinda busy lookin in your window. Talk to me when I get back to my computer.
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3.0/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: lilambert9
Leave one, I'll reply in 5 minutes or less... or your money back guaranteed! (See rules for details, no purchase necessary)
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3.0/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: crdancer828
Welcome to the ool.
...notice there is no 'P'..lets keep it that way.
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3.0/5 (166 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
~ HaTe ~ a SpEcIaL kInD oF lOvE gIvEn To PeOpLe ThAt SuCk
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3.0/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: bonbon
I'm playing hide-and-go-seek. Try to find me.
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

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This is an alien being from XXXTTB23. I have been sent to earth in the form of an away message so that I might mate with your computers. You may not know it but as you read this, I am having sex with your computer.
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2.9/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
BrB, thinking of an away message.
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2.9/5 (146 votes)

Submitted by: NYJetz288

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