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Message: I am not here right now, but if you yell at your monitor very loudly, I may be able to hear you, and if not, itís still good therapy...
Submitted By: EdAndGravy

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Help!ican'tfindthespacebar
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2.9/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: cutie_cat237
Shhhhh! I'm hiding from %n...Damn! How did you find me??
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2.9/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: phantomz45
The owner of this screen name is away from the computer right now; you are talking to their older brother; Please feel free to tell me all your juicy secrets though....
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Submitted by: JennyVeed
Quick! Everyone IM %n!
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: CRaZy ChiC 13
The world is coming to an end. Please log off
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2.9/5 (97 votes)

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There are 3 kind of people in the world.
3 kinds:
1.Those who can count
2. Those who cant count
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2.9/5 (185 votes)

Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX
Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
My house is on fire!!!
Must....save....computer....
kinda preoccupied at the moment, please leave message, oh yeah, and call 911, must....save......computer......
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2.9/5 (161 votes)

Submitted by: snookthebook
%n has just recieved the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.
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2.9/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: boxster1987
I can talk right now cuz I'm in Afghanistan playing don't drop the hand grenade with Usama Bin Laden.
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2.9/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: Chris
Oh no! The commercials are true! The slim jim man really is alive and he is in my stomache flirting with my cupcake!
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2.9/5 (126 votes)

Submitted by: username
Email me at (email address) while I'm away with all emails including love letters and death threats...why is it I always get more death threats than love letters (c'mon people spread the love)
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2.9/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: UmdTerps2002
Two beers $7three margaritas $15four jello shots $20Taking home the girlwho drank all of the above....PRICELESS
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2.9/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: bombsaway003

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