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Category: Bathroom
Message: I can't be at the pooter right now cause I'm in the bathroom on the pooper!
Submitted By: Z

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Screw Hotsauce...I'm the hottest stuff on this earth! ;-)
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2.6/5 (88 votes)

Submitted by: Bodaciousbabe304
Everyone always has those special, thoughtful, crackup, cleaver away messages that make you laugh or think so hard you are tempted to take it and use it for your own. This is mine. Be back later...
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2.6/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: KeesterWeester
I don't suffer from addiction to Billie Joe Armstrong........i enjoy every second of it!
....im off watching him on tv, I think my face is glued to the screen. this might take a while...........
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2.6/5 (103 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
My box that was holding my pet fire ants broke.. so im running around the house trying to find em all..
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2.5/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
I'm busy right now, and if I tell you what I'm doing, then I'd have to kill you!!
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2.5/5 (75 votes)

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Attention! Attention %n ! This is a National alert. Food was spilled from the cat bowl. We've sent out clean up teams to correct this mess. Hopefully we can do something about it. Before it's too late!
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2.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: LunarLady799
Out playing hide-and-go-seek with bin ladin...EVERYONE HELP ME FiND HIM!!!
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2.5/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm too sexy 4 IM, too sexy 4 IM, so sexy it hurts...Anyways im away.
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2.5/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: jambagirl89
My pants are burning.....
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2.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: bob
If you go to your friends house and ask were the bathroom is and they say down the hall second tree to the left They must be poor.
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2.5/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: serenity06981
I'm out...If you need to reach me call 1-800-I-Need-A-Life
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2.5/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Coronababy
I'm watching the tv. And yes I have a tv next to my computer. If I see a hot girl, I can see the same hot girl naked in 10 seconds. No more bars for me!
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2.5/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099

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