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Message: We should all take a lesson from crayons, I mean come on. There are many different kinds some are beautiful some are plain and some have weird names, but they all have to learn to live in the same box, so why cant we all learn to live in the same world.
Submitted By: sk8rs04

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Do you yahoo? I sure as hell don't. -leave a msg
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2.2/5 (68 votes)

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Do Re Me Beer Dough: The stuff that buys me beer Ray: The guy who sells me beer Me: The one who drinks the beer Far: a long run to get the beer So: .I'll have another beer La: .I'll have another beer
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2.2/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: GiggLeGirL 664
OuT oF mY mInD! Be BaCk In 5!
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2.2/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Teen07Angel
I am not here but if you would like to leave a message on my voice mail Press F1 then f8 and enter 13 times!!Thankz
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2.1/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72
MY DOG ATE MY AWAY MESSAGE!
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2.1/5 (131 votes)

Submitted by: FAT MOMMA 932
I'm away right now. I'm bartending at a MMADD meeting right now so talk to you later bye.
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2.1/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: Vipgt4
If This Message Appears On Your Screen, You Win Our Famous 'I Want To Live In A Farm With Hens' Contest !!! Thanks For Playing %n This Moment Is In History It's %t And 2day Is %d
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: Yo1JG84
Why go away from the computer? You want me to go outside?! There are bears outside!!!
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2.1/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: GhstBer
Uhhhhhh...................
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2.1/5 (176 votes)

Submitted by: divagurl1359
Brb...thinking of a funny away message...
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2.1/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: imthesamir
I am not here at the moment please leave a message after the beep.
shut the *BEEP* up!
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2.1/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: drucool
Im gone like %n in who wants to be a millionaire
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2.0/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: stupidboye

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