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Message: Why are you IMing me if my away message is on? You know I'm obviously not here at the moment. I mean really, we all have the right to be stupid but you're abusing the privilage.
Submitted By: RRuler2002

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Do you yahoo? I sure as hell don't. -leave a msg
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2.2/5 (68 votes)

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Do Re Me Beer Dough: The stuff that buys me beer Ray: The guy who sells me beer Me: The one who drinks the beer Far: a long run to get the beer So: .I'll have another beer La: .I'll have another beer
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2.2/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: GiggLeGirL 664
OuT oF mY mInD! Be BaCk In 5!
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2.2/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Teen07Angel
I am not here but if you would like to leave a message on my voice mail Press F1 then f8 and enter 13 times!!Thankz
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2.1/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72
MY DOG ATE MY AWAY MESSAGE!
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2.1/5 (131 votes)

Submitted by: FAT MOMMA 932
I'm away right now. I'm bartending at a MMADD meeting right now so talk to you later bye.
  • Currently 2.06/5
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2.1/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: Vipgt4
If This Message Appears On Your Screen, You Win Our Famous 'I Want To Live In A Farm With Hens' Contest !!! Thanks For Playing %n This Moment Is In History It's %t And 2day Is %d
  • Currently 2.07/5
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: Yo1JG84
Why go away from the computer? You want me to go outside?! There are bears outside!!!
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2.1/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: GhstBer
Uhhhhhh...................
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2.1/5 (176 votes)

Submitted by: divagurl1359
Brb...thinking of a funny away message...
  • Currently 2.06/5
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2.1/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: imthesamir
I am not here at the moment please leave a message after the beep.
shut the *BEEP* up!
  • Currently 2.08/5
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2.1/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: drucool
Im gone like %n in who wants to be a millionaire
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2.0/5 (69 votes)

Submitted by: stupidboye

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