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Category: SickHumor
Message: There was a camel and an elephant talking. The elephant started to laugh and said "HA... you have boobs on your back!" the camel looked at him and said "Ya... thats really funny coming from someone with a dick on their face."
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Error 405: Reality.sys corrupted. Universe halted. Reboot (y/n)?
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1.7/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Hey, I don't know why this Away Message is on right now I just put it on. Good bye
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1.7/5 (229 votes)

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Right this minute I'm sniffing crack, Oh Sh*t!!!!! My nose is bleeding i'll brb.
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1.7/5 (255 votes)

Submitted by: Zackman2k2
%n My Friend Visited Another Galaxy,and All l Got Was This Away Message !O:-):-D:-P:-D:-P
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1.7/5 (161 votes)

Submitted by: lilone4535
Alright 10% done. Now 20. Wow, I can't wait..... Wait it stopped...HEY! Why did you send me a message? I was waiting for that naked picture of Jennifer Lopez !
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1.7/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: carguy
like a fish out of water, I'm.. dry.. ou.. of... ideas.. for AIM.......... what the hell, just leave a message
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1.7/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: krrrustykrrrab
Away messages are stupid dont ask me why I have this stupid away message up? Well I dunno give me a good away message and I'll think about putting it up here...i'm wating...
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1.6/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: drummergal
I am away right now, so please leave your name, number, and a message, after you hear the tone...
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1.6/5 (413 votes)

Submitted by: weenkie67
I'm not here right now but if the only reason you IMed me is to see my great away message from www.aimawaymessages.com then go ahead.
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1.6/5 (327 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
Is there a reason why you keep on IMing me? Do you need help? There is a program just for you called... Mavis Beacon!
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1.6/5 (269 votes)

Submitted by: P1NKFLAM1NGOZ
UUUUHHHHHHH I'M PATRICK...........You know I'm watching Spongebob silly.
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1.4/5 (464 votes)

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Yankee Doodle went to town ridin in a toyota be back later when I fetch some motor oil
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1.4/5 (573 votes)

Submitted by: BRAT4EVER128

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