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Message: I'm using the bathroom so leave me alone, if it's an emergency call me on the phone, if it's not just stay right there, hey quit looking it's rude to stare.
Submitted By: hmann028

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Mickey Divorces Minnie Judge: Mickey you can't divorce Minnie on the account that she's silly. Mickey: I didn't say she was silly, I said she was f**king Goofy!!
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3.8/5 (1177 votes)

Submitted by: XootemptationXoo
I was planning to take over the world, but I got distracted by something shiney...
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3.8/5 (613 votes)

Submitted by: WereWolf6398
Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later.
Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner
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3.7/5 (796 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
10 things men know about women:
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10. WOMEN HAVE BOOBS
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3.7/5 (2342 votes)

Submitted by: Chaneseman
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, youre a mile away and you have their shoes. See ya when i get back......
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3.7/5 (767 votes)

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If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.
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3.7/5 (1027 votes)

Submitted by: Chels
The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.
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3.7/5 (1181 votes)

Submitted by: skiendog
Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore I am perfect.
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3.7/5 (1111 votes)

Submitted by: BrBiegrl90210
Two words guys hate... don't & stop unless you put them together!
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3.7/5 (1034 votes)

Submitted by: creamanpeachez
I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for a may not return alive.
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3.7/5 (653 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
Never argue w/ an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with expirience. Never argue w/ me, I'll drag you down to my level & beat you with a bat.
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3.7/5 (770 votes)

Submitted by: me
If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
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3.7/5 (331 votes)

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