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Message: We were born the same day, We even think the same way, It couldn't be more right, We are what they call a perfect match It's something that you can't touch Down to the last bone, you're my baby But to be honest There's just one thing apart that is missing You don't seem to care at all
Submitted By: JessesJewel4

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How do you kill a purple elephant? Use a purple elephant gun. How do you kill a gray elephant? Strangle it until it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun.
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3.5/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: charm
O__o...this is bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes pointy things. I suggest you run away from bob.
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3.5/5 (289 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
This is (your sreen name):
If you are the credit card company, I already sent the money.
If you are one of my friends, you owe me money.
If you are female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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3.4/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'
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3.4/5 (376 votes)

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668-9911.......... thats the # to my eye doctor's office, because you can't see the YELLOW note pad in front of my s/n
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3.4/5 (246 votes)

Submitted by: SexyAngel15253
OHHH. Shiny object. So pretty............
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3.4/5 (360 votes)

Submitted by: username
I hate it when someone asks me "If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?" So, I'm on my way to go jump off a bridge because I wanted to be a trend setter and jump off the bridge first. I won't be jumping just because everyone else did!
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3.4/5 (268 votes)

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Are you too gullible? WE CAN HELP!! Send $1000 to...
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3.4/5 (319 votes)

Submitted by: nikeryguy2001
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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3.4/5 (196 votes)

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Heaven doesn't want me... But Hell's afraid I'll take over!
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3.4/5 (269 votes)

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Standing on train tracks, don't worry, a train won't hi..
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3.4/5 (159 votes)

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Hello, you have reached %n's away message, your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 1,645,845 , please hold, your message is important to me.
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3.3/5 (161 votes)

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