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Message: Do you love me or do you not? You told me once but I was afraid to say it back. But, now I am ready to say it to you. So, tell me again. So I can say that I love you too From all the guys Iíve ever met You are the one that make me feel this way. And if I die before you do Iíll go to heaven to wait for you If youíre not there by judgment day, Iíll know you went the other way Iíll give the angels back my wings, and Risk the loss of everything Just to prove my love to you is true Iíll go to hell ~To be with u~
Submitted By: ghettoshorty

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UUUUHHHHHHH I'M PATRICK...........You know I'm watching Spongebob silly.
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1.4/5 (464 votes)

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Yankee Doodle went to town ridin in a toyota be back later when I fetch some motor oil
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1.4/5 (573 votes)

Submitted by: BRAT4EVER128
Away messages are stupid dont ask me why I have this stupid away message up? Well I dunno give me a good away message and I'll think about putting it up here...i'm wating...
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1.6/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: drummergal
I am away right now, so please leave your name, number, and a message, after you hear the tone...
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1.6/5 (413 votes)

Submitted by: weenkie67
I'm not here right now but if the only reason you IMed me is to see my great away message from www.aimawaymessages.com then go ahead.
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1.6/5 (327 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
Is there a reason why you keep on IMing me? Do you need help? There is a program just for you called... Mavis Beacon!
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1.6/5 (269 votes)

Submitted by: P1NKFLAM1NGOZ
Error 405: Reality.sys corrupted. Universe halted. Reboot (y/n)?
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1.7/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Hey, I don't know why this Away Message is on right now I just put it on. Good bye
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1.7/5 (229 votes)

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Right this minute I'm sniffing crack, Oh Sh*t!!!!! My nose is bleeding i'll brb.
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1.7/5 (255 votes)

Submitted by: Zackman2k2
%n My Friend Visited Another Galaxy,and All l Got Was This Away Message !O:-):-D:-P:-D:-P
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1.7/5 (161 votes)

Submitted by: lilone4535
Alright 10% done. Now 20. Wow, I can't wait..... Wait it stopped...HEY! Why did you send me a message? I was waiting for that naked picture of Jennifer Lopez !
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1.7/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: carguy
like a fish out of water, I'm.. dry.. ou.. of... ideas.. for AIM.......... what the hell, just leave a message
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1.7/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: krrrustykrrrab

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