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Category: Movies
Message: I'm in my basement watching a movie and wondering when the guy next to me is going to "yawn" and put his arm around me and then kiss me! . . . OK, you caught me. There isn,t a guy with me but if you(as in a guy) wants to join me, you may and do what the away message says!
Submitted By: AlphaQ4fun

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UUUUHHHHHHH I'M PATRICK...........You know I'm watching Spongebob silly.
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1.4/5 (464 votes)

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Yankee Doodle went to town ridin in a toyota be back later when I fetch some motor oil
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1.4/5 (573 votes)

Submitted by: BRAT4EVER128
Away messages are stupid dont ask me why I have this stupid away message up? Well I dunno give me a good away message and I'll think about putting it up here...i'm wating...
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1.6/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: drummergal
I am away right now, so please leave your name, number, and a message, after you hear the tone...
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1.6/5 (413 votes)

Submitted by: weenkie67
I'm not here right now but if the only reason you IMed me is to see my great away message from www.aimawaymessages.com then go ahead.
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1.6/5 (327 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
Is there a reason why you keep on IMing me? Do you need help? There is a program just for you called... Mavis Beacon!
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1.6/5 (269 votes)

Submitted by: P1NKFLAM1NGOZ
Error 405: Reality.sys corrupted. Universe halted. Reboot (y/n)?
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1.7/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Hey, I don't know why this Away Message is on right now I just put it on. Good bye
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1.7/5 (229 votes)

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Right this minute I'm sniffing crack, Oh Sh*t!!!!! My nose is bleeding i'll brb.
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1.7/5 (255 votes)

Submitted by: Zackman2k2
%n My Friend Visited Another Galaxy,and All l Got Was This Away Message !O:-):-D:-P:-D:-P
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1.7/5 (161 votes)

Submitted by: lilone4535
Alright 10% done. Now 20. Wow, I can't wait..... Wait it stopped...HEY! Why did you send me a message? I was waiting for that naked picture of Jennifer Lopez !
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1.7/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: carguy
like a fish out of water, I'm.. dry.. ou.. of... ideas.. for AIM.......... what the hell, just leave a message
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1.7/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: krrrustykrrrab

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