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This is an alien being from XXXTTB23. I have been sent to earth in the form of an away message so that I might mate with your computers. You may not know it but as you read this, I am having sex with your computer.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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BrB, thinking of an away message.
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Submitted by: NYJetz288 |
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Help!ican'tfindthespacebar
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Submitted by: cutie_cat237 |
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Shhhhh! I'm hiding from %n...Damn! How did you find me??
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Submitted by: phantomz45 |
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The owner of this screen name is away from the computer right now; you are talking to their older brother; Please feel free to tell me all your juicy secrets though....
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Submitted by: JennyVeed |
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Quick! Everyone IM %n!
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Submitted by: CRaZy ChiC 13 |
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The world is coming to an end. Please log off
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There are 3 kind of people in the world.
3 kinds:
1.Those who can count
2. Those who cant count
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Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX |
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Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
My house is on fire!!!
Must....save....computer....
kinda preoccupied at the moment, please leave message, oh yeah, and call 911, must....save......computer......
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Submitted by: snookthebook |
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%n has just recieved the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.
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Submitted by: boxster1987 |
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I can talk right now cuz I'm in Afghanistan playing don't drop the hand grenade with Usama Bin Laden.
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Submitted by: Chris |
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Oh no! The commercials are true! The slim jim man really is alive and he is in my stomache flirting with my cupcake!
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Submitted by: username |
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