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Category: Partying
Message: I'm out having more fun than you, I'm out partying...while your setting here reading away message's...Loooser
Submitted By: kenziluvznick

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Girls are like computers, they like to be turned on!!!
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Submitted by: RJDalziel
Diamonds are nice, so are toys, but they aren't nuttin like those sexy ghetto boys.
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Submitted by: SexyAngel15253
Hey, I'm having a party right now! We have a DJ who rocks the house, a dance floor, plenty of food, and all the kewl people. If you IMing me, obivously you weren't invited!
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Submitted by: lovelyladeelove9
Right now,i'm sitting on my couch,watching t.v., eating,and getting fat.........no surprise there!
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Submitted by: Filichik4u69
I do what cheerios tell me.
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Submitted by: OneiricChicka
hey %n I've got candy. Get into my van.
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3.0/5 (114 votes)

Submitted by: SpoonSAvior7
Remember, %n, that when someone annoys you it takes 32 muscles in your faceto frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mofo upside the head.:-D
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Submitted by: sexylilblondie98
OMG! %n just ran into a pole...This may take a while......
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Submitted by: PinkLemonade
Hey %n! Sorry but I'm kinda busy lookin in your window. Talk to me when I get back to my computer.
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3.0/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: lilambert9
Leave one, I'll reply in 5 minutes or less... or your money back guaranteed! (See rules for details, no purchase necessary)
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Submitted by: crdancer828
Welcome to the ool.
...notice there is no 'P'..lets keep it that way.
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Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
~ HaTe ~ a SpEcIaL kInD oF lOvE gIvEn To PeOpLe ThAt SuCk
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Submitted by: bonbon

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