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You have reached the reverend (yourscreenname's) confession hotline. Please leave your sin, and I'll get back to you with a penance. Remember that a confession doesn't count unless it's a vivid, detailed, blow-by-blow description of the sin. Thank you.
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I'm tired of all this sex on the TV,I mean, I keep falling off! -Monty Python
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Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.Our lawyers made us put these warnings in. -In a manual for a motorcycle
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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I'm having a staring contest with the wall. It's harder than I thought! Anyway, when I win, I'll be back.
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Submitted by: brattyblue4 |
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I'm bartending at an AA meeting..bbl
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Submitted by: LckyCz7 |
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Shhh, I was never here...
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Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles..... I worked hard for that pack..... Ahhh he's eating them!!! Now he's throwing them at me.... Call 911!!!
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Don't hate me cause im beautiful, hate me cause ur boyfriend thinks I am
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Incase of fire scroll down!!
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I said in case of a fire dummy!
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Submitted by: CopeH1984 |
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Yankee Doodle went to town ridin on his mother every time he hit a bump he had another brother.
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Submitted by: MJA22488 |
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This place reeks of evil. Either that, or it's sausage... Nope, I'm pretty sure it's evil.
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