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Category: Work
Message: I am working, which is something that you should be doing.
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Following the yellow brick road......Damn munchkins!
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3.2/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: MonkeyBop
Dont trip....Or you'll fall for me! =)
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3.2/5 (137 votes)

Submitted by: Boii
Busy poking my neighbor with a spork. Be back soon, she's really old and wrinkly.
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3.2/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: tingrin1088
The word of the day is "legs" I'll go spread the news
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3.2/5 (182 votes)

Submitted by: probiker2x
Chase a squirrel cause trees need hugs!
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3.2/5 (157 votes)

Submitted by: QtipsHurtMyBrain
My dogs head is stuck in the door! Wait! I don't have a dog so once I figure out what is stuck in the door I'll get back to you.
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3.2/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: alicia vicia
I'm busy right now but leave your name and number so I can throw it away.
  • Currently 3.24/5
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3.2/5 (131 votes)

Submitted by: Six66and1half
Hey %n, if I wanted to hear from an asshole right now then I would have farted!
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3.2/5 (195 votes)

Submitted by: ZeNis112
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you!
Woman: But would you stay there??
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3.2/5 (147 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Hello, you have reached %n's away message, your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 1,645,845 , please hold, your message is important to me.
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3.3/5 (161 votes)

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For Sale: Parachute. Only used once, never opened, small stain.
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3.3/5 (251 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I just finished hanging a poster of %n over my bed, and now I am just praying that it will fall down on top of me.
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3.3/5 (204 votes)

Submitted by: phantomz45

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