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Message: Ta ta taday jr.
Submitted By: socchick

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Think of it this way...I dont want to talk to you
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3.3/5 (186 votes)

Submitted by: yogurl33
This is (your sreen name):
If you are the credit card company, I already sent the money.
If you are one of my friends, you owe me money.
If you are female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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3.4/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'
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3.4/5 (376 votes)

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668-9911.......... thats the # to my eye doctor's office, because you can't see the YELLOW note pad in front of my s/n
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3.4/5 (246 votes)

Submitted by: SexyAngel15253
OHHH. Shiny object. So pretty............
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3.4/5 (360 votes)

Submitted by: username
I hate it when someone asks me "If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?" So, I'm on my way to go jump off a bridge because I wanted to be a trend setter and jump off the bridge first. I won't be jumping just because everyone else did!
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3.4/5 (268 votes)

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Are you too gullible? WE CAN HELP!! Send $1000 to...
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3.4/5 (319 votes)

Submitted by: nikeryguy2001
If you think nobody cares about you, try missing a couple of payments.
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3.4/5 (196 votes)

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Heaven doesn't want me... But Hell's afraid I'll take over!
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3.4/5 (269 votes)

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Standing on train tracks, don't worry, a train won't hi..
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3.4/5 (159 votes)

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I fell out of my chair... this could take awhile.
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3.5/5 (607 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
You have just recieved the Amish Computer Virus. Since the Amish don't have computers, it is based on the honor system. So please delete all the files from your computer. Thank you for you cooperation.
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3.5/5 (781 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118

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