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Category: Summer
Message: I'm getting all hot and sweaty .... I'm out in the sun you perv!
Submitted By: Jenni

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Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor
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3.5/5 (267 votes)

Submitted by: i am awesome
Instructions on how to keep an idiot busy: Read instructions again.
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3.5/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I threw rocks at the campus clown again, so if the police show up at your door, we never had this conversation...
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3.5/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: Naughtybunny15
How do you kill a purple elephant? Use a purple elephant gun. How do you kill a gray elephant? Strangle it until it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun.
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3.5/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: charm
O__o...this is bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes pointy things. I suggest you run away from bob.
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3.5/5 (289 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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3.6/5 (390 votes)

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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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3.6/5 (448 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I'm playing hide n seek with Bin Laden damn he is good! So it might be a while
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3.6/5 (702 votes)

Submitted by: ashley
Having a staring contest with my wall... *BLINK* "dammit!!!!!"
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3.6/5 (719 votes)

Submitted by: ROXYPOP9
Are you mad at me? If not, press Alt+F4.
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3.6/5 (567 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
If you sleep with a girl without protection, you're having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.
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3.6/5 (445 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
Let's dicuss right and left... you're right, I left! :-P
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3.6/5 (441 votes)

Submitted by: s214

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