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Confusius say: Man who eat jelly beans fart in technicolor
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Submitted by: i am awesome |
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Instructions on how to keep an idiot busy: Read instructions again.
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Submitted by: Z |
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I threw rocks at the campus clown again, so if the police show up at your door, we never had this conversation...
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Submitted by: Naughtybunny15 |
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How do you kill a purple elephant? Use a purple elephant gun. How do you kill a gray elephant? Strangle it until it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun.
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Submitted by: charm |
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O__o...this is bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes pointy things. I suggest you run away from bob.
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Submitted by: GreendayObsessed |
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Right now I'm having amnesia and deja vu at the same time. I think I've forgotten this before.
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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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I'm playing hide n seek with Bin Laden damn he is good! So it might be a while
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Submitted by: ashley |
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Having a staring contest with my wall... *BLINK* "dammit!!!!!"
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Submitted by: ROXYPOP9 |
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Are you mad at me? If not, press Alt+F4.
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Submitted by: sanitysgstd099 |
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If you sleep with a girl without protection, you're having sex with everyone your partner had sex with before. So if your girlfriend slept with a guy, who slept with your ex g/f, who you slept with, technically you could be screwing yourself.
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Submitted by: sanitysgstd099 |
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Let's dicuss right and left... you're right, I left! :-P
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Submitted by: s214 |
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