AIM Away Messages
Away Messages
Navigate
Links

Away Message of the Moment

Category: Funny
Message: I want you..............
I need you..............
to leave a message.
Submitted By: BasketBallJonezX

Search

Funny Away Messages

Sort by: Newest  Ranking  Votes 
The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.
  • Currently 3.72/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (1181 votes)

Submitted by: skiendog
Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore I am perfect.
  • Currently 3.73/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (1111 votes)

Submitted by: BrBiegrl90210
Two words guys hate... don't & stop unless you put them together!
  • Currently 3.70/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (1034 votes)

Submitted by: creamanpeachez
I am on a quest to the deepest darkest corners of my room in search of what some would call "a floor" a long and difficult task awaits me. Wish me luck my friends for a may not return alive.
  • Currently 3.70/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (653 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
Never argue w/ an idiot. They drag you down to their level and beat you with expirience. Never argue w/ me, I'll drag you down to my level & beat you with a bat.
  • Currently 3.75/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (770 votes)

Submitted by: me
If you really want something in this life you have to work for it. Now quiet, they're about to announce the lottery numbers.
  • Currently 3.74/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (331 votes)

Submitted by: 
I'm not here right now, but if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone... buy me a cell phone.
  • Currently 3.71/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (1095 votes)

Submitted by: boddah2k
Are you aware of the discovery in the human body of a nerve that connects the eyeball to the asshole? It is called the anal optic nerve. It is responsible for giving people a sh*tty outlook on life. If you don't believe me, pulla hair from your ass and see if it doesn't bring a tear to your eye.
  • Currently 3.67/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (853 votes)

Submitted by: 
YOUR COMPUTER IS NOW INFECTED WITH A BAD VIRUS. But...
If you want to fix your computer, do what these directions tell you:
Type the following into your favorite write program (Microsoft Word, Notepad etc.):
Type an M
Type an I before the M
Make a space after the M
Type a P
Type a D after the P
Type an S right before the P
Type a U Before the P But after the S
Make a Space after the D
Type an R
Type An O BEFORE and AFTER the R
Go back to the begining
Type an A before the S and then make a space
Go to the end
Type an M Before the first O
Go to the middle
Type a T between the S and the U
Type an I inbetween the P and the D
Go to the very end.
Type an N
Now read the code out loud.
Your virus is gone!
  • Currently 3.70/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (747 votes)

Submitted by: hahaman821
Say this real fast.
I am we todd did.
Sofa king we todd did.
  • Currently 3.74/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.7/5 (626 votes)

Submitted by: TearsOfMisery
I am not currently available right now. However, if you would like to be transfered to another correspondent, please press the number that best fits your personality:
-If you are obsessive compulsive, please press "1" repeatedly.
-If you are codependant, please ask someone to press "2".
-If you have multiple personalitites, please press "3", "4", and "5".
-If you are paranoid delusional, we know who you are and what you want. Just stay on the line so we can trace your call.
-If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and the little voice will tell you which number to press.
-If you are manic depressive, it doesn't matter what number you press, no one will answer.
  • Currently 3.81/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.8/5 (2929 votes)

Submitted by: DoogieMD
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
  • Currently 3.82/5
  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
3.8/5 (1220 votes)

Submitted by: BunBun

« Previous 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20  21 22 23 Next » 
« Home


©2002-2019 Binary Inertia LLC
All rights reserved
We are in no way affiliated with AOL(R)