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Category: Movies
Message: You know what really bothers me??? When people go into a movie theatre and talk during the whole movie. I mean c'mon I payed for these tickets.... Shut The Freak Up!!! I'm watchin a movie!!!
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"Dude, where's my car? Where's your car dude? Seriously dude, where's my car? I dunno dude, where's your car? Dude, I think I lost my car, this may take a while!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH dude, ostriches are attacking your car,oh cheeznack get the hell off it you llamas!!!!
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2.2/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: lliittsnowcrabtacoheadpop
Do you yahoo? I sure as hell don't. -leave a msg
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2.2/5 (68 votes)

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Do Re Me Beer Dough: The stuff that buys me beer Ray: The guy who sells me beer Me: The one who drinks the beer Far: a long run to get the beer So: .I'll have another beer La: .I'll have another beer
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2.2/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: GiggLeGirL 664
OuT oF mY mInD! Be BaCk In 5!
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2.2/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Teen07Angel
Hey everyone, I'm not here right now so if you would leave your reason for IM'ing me when you saw that I had an away message up, I will get back to you as soon as possible...
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2.3/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Brooke
I obviously have an away message up because I am ignoring you so why dont you give me a break and just leave me the hell alone!!! Thanks have a nice day.
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2.3/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: sexylilthang7118
Hi... Now you say something !!:-D8-):-P
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2.3/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: s214
I want you..............I need you..............to leave a message
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2.3/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: username
hey %n I'm not here right now because my internet got disconnected...
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2.3/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: singleservino69
In my bed, care to join me?
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2.3/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: StupidMonkey440
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
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2.4/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Shhhhhh..........Im tring to avoid %n......dont tell them though.........OMG, how did you find me?!
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2.4/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: SweetnSassy977

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