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"Dude, where's my car? Where's your car dude? Seriously dude, where's my car? I dunno dude, where's your car? Dude, I think I lost my car, this may take a while!!!!!!!!! AHHHHHHHHHHHHH dude, ostriches are attacking your car,oh cheeznack get the hell off it you llamas!!!!
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Submitted by: lliittsnowcrabtacoheadpop |
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Do you yahoo? I sure as hell don't. -leave a msg
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Do Re Me Beer Dough: The stuff that buys me beer Ray: The guy who sells me beer Me: The one who drinks the beer Far: a long run to get the beer So: .I'll have another beer La: .I'll have another beer
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Submitted by: GiggLeGirL 664 |
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» OuT oF mY mInD! Be BaCk In 5!«
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Submitted by: Teen07Angel |
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Hey everyone, I'm not here right now so if you would leave your reason for IM'ing me when you saw that I had an away message up, I will get back to you as soon as possible...
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Submitted by: Brooke |
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I obviously have an away message up because I am ignoring you so why dont you give me a break and just leave me the hell alone!!! Thanks have a nice day.
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Submitted by: sexylilthang7118 |
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Hi... Now you say something !!:-D8-):-P
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Submitted by: s214 |
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I want you..............I need you..............to leave a message
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Submitted by: username |
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hey %n I'm not here right now because my internet got disconnected...
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Submitted by: singleservino69 |
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In my bed, care to join me?
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2.3/5 (197 votes)
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Submitted by: StupidMonkey440 |
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A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
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Submitted by: ncjon118 |
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Shhhhhh..........Im tring to avoid %n......dont tell them though.........OMG, how did you find me?!
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Submitted by: SweetnSassy977 |
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