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Message: Dear bestest friend....
From the first time I met you
I knew it Would be true
That i'd never have a better friendship
Than the one I share with you.
All the sleepovers we had
Can never be undone
And I want you to know
that neither could our fun.
so when you read this poem
I hope you know its so,
That no matter what the case is
I will ALWAYS love..........
BILLIE JOE!!!
...haha.you thought you were my FRIEND?!? Dream on.
Submitted By: GreendayObsessed

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What do I look like, a news channel?
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Submitted by: OneMoreTimeSingr
Knock knock. Who's there? No one. No one, who? No,seriously no one is here so leave me a message.
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Submitted by: crazigurl0013
Ground Rules:Don't touch meDon't stare at meDon't talk to me
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2.4/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Michelle
Behold the mighty...chihuahua?
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2.4/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: NSaNe QuAd RiDeR
Stop interupting my swedish meatball making!!
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2.4/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: talkalot3580
Oh I'm sorry this isn't (your name), it's the AOL support line...the wait to speak to an attendant is 4 days, 3 hours, and 5.9 seconds, but please wait...your call is very important to us...thanx and have a nice day!
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2.4/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: megan
Did anyone ever ask you if your fridge was running? Well someone just asked me, and now I'm running down the street trying to catch it. Be back as soon as I catch it and drag it back to my house. :-)
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2.4/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: Candy4Me123
My box that was holding my pet fire ants broke.. so im running around the house trying to find em all..
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2.5/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
I'm busy right now, and if I tell you what I'm doing, then I'd have to kill you!!
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2.5/5 (75 votes)

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Attention! Attention %n ! This is a National alert. Food was spilled from the cat bowl. We've sent out clean up teams to correct this mess. Hopefully we can do something about it. Before it's too late!
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2.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: LunarLady799
Out playing hide-and-go-seek with bin ladin...EVERYONE HELP ME FiND HIM!!!
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2.5/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I'm too sexy 4 IM, too sexy 4 IM, so sexy it hurts...Anyways im away.
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2.5/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: jambagirl89

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