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Category: Geek
Message: 1'// ||0T |-|3r3 R1g|-| ||0//
Submitted By: Trouble

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My pants are burning.....
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2.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: bob
If you go to your friends house and ask were the bathroom is and they say down the hall second tree to the left They must be poor.
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2.5/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: serenity06981
I'm out...If you need to reach me call 1-800-I-Need-A-Life
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2.5/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Coronababy
I'm watching the tv. And yes I have a tv next to my computer. If I see a hot girl, I can see the same hot girl naked in 10 seconds. No more bars for me!
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2.5/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
I went to Tickle a Pickle for a Nickle.
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2.5/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: Court
OK here is how it is: You are not important enough for me to drop everything I'm doing and talk to you unless your MY BOO then I will drop everthing including my G-string and come talk to you! Luv ya sexy!
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2.5/5 (124 votes)

Submitted by: NIKKI0930
hello %n, im a little busy, if it's an emergency, call 911
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2.5/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: username
I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet...
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2.5/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: silversparks712
Play Boy has done Girls of Wal-Mart & Girls of McDonald's ... If playboy was to do a "Girls of My AIM Buddy List" ...Who would participate?
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2.5/5 (86 votes)

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Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
-Warning label on a fax machine
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2.6/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I am spinning in my computer chair, getting all dizy. Send a message to make this mayhem stop!
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2.6/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
Note: Away messages are not accessible through AOL Instant Messenger.
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2.6/5 (183 votes)

Submitted by: LoveableShroom

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