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Category: Hanukkah
Message: Chanukah O Chanukah come light the menorah. Lets have a party we'll all dance the hora. Gather round the table, we'll give you a treat. Dreidles to play with and latkas to eat. And while we are playing, the candles are buring low. One for each night to remind us of days long ago. One for each night to remind us of days long ago. Happy Chanukah ya'll
Submitted By: spongebobatswms

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My pants are burning.....
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Submitted by: bob
If you go to your friends house and ask were the bathroom is and they say down the hall second tree to the left They must be poor.
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Submitted by: serenity06981
I'm out...If you need to reach me call 1-800-I-Need-A-Life
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Submitted by: Coronababy
I'm watching the tv. And yes I have a tv next to my computer. If I see a hot girl, I can see the same hot girl naked in 10 seconds. No more bars for me!
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Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
I went to Tickle a Pickle for a Nickle.
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2.5/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: Court
OK here is how it is: You are not important enough for me to drop everything I'm doing and talk to you unless your MY BOO then I will drop everthing including my G-string and come talk to you! Luv ya sexy!
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2.5/5 (124 votes)

Submitted by: NIKKI0930
hello %n, im a little busy, if it's an emergency, call 911
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2.5/5 (75 votes)

Submitted by: username
I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet...
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2.5/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: silversparks712
Play Boy has done Girls of Wal-Mart & Girls of McDonald's ... If playboy was to do a "Girls of My AIM Buddy List" ...Who would participate?
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2.5/5 (86 votes)

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Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
-Warning label on a fax machine
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2.6/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I am spinning in my computer chair, getting all dizy. Send a message to make this mayhem stop!
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2.6/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
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2.6/5 (183 votes)

Submitted by: LoveableShroom

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