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Category: Sports
Message: If you wanna mess with me, you'll be counting the lights.
Submitted By: TheWaterBoyWDHS

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I'm out like a dog in a chinese restaurant.
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2.6/5 (77 votes)

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What if the hokey pokey is real? What's it all about? Will we have to turn ourselves around?
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2.6/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: KraziCutie37
Kidnapped
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2.6/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: bballerkid3
You have reached my AIM answering machine. Leave me a message. Your message is currently number 5852 and I will start answering messages from number one so please wait patiently until I get to you.~Beep~
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2.6/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: sweethottie0727
*POOF*^ Just Like that I'm gone ~!
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2.6/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: Birdie21
I'm knocking on heavens door.. *voice in back round* Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! *me* That wasnt my fault!!! It was poor constrution..... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
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2.6/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
Hey! What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen someone pick their nose before? Geez...give me some privacy
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2.6/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: me
Screw Hotsauce...I'm the hottest stuff on this earth! ;-)
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2.6/5 (88 votes)

Submitted by: Bodaciousbabe304
Everyone always has those special, thoughtful, crackup, cleaver away messages that make you laugh or think so hard you are tempted to take it and use it for your own. This is mine. Be back later...
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2.6/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: KeesterWeester
I don't suffer from addiction to Billie Joe Armstrong........i enjoy every second of it!
....im off watching him on tv, I think my face is glued to the screen. this might take a while...........
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2.6/5 (103 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Running around robbing banks all whacked out on scooby snacks.
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2.7/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Lost my bikini top surfing the web... hold on while I go and find it!
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2.7/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: aibo244

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