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Message: Umm, Im away. I think. BBL
Submitted By: justme

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You have reached my AIM answering machine. Leave me a message. Your message is currently number 5852 and I will start answering messages from number one so please wait patiently until I get to you.~Beep~
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2.6/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: sweethottie0727
I'm busy right now but leave your name and number so I can throw it away.
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3.2/5 (131 votes)

Submitted by: Six66and1half
My box that was holding my pet fire ants broke.. so im running around the house trying to find em all..
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2.5/5 (65 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
If you go to your friends house and ask were the bathroom is and they say down the hall second tree to the left They must be poor.
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2.5/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: serenity06981
Hey...I'd loved to chat and all, but I'm too busy chasing the furry little men around my room....
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3.2/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: HoneyGirlie352
Only stalkers look at other people's away messages!
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3.1/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: Buttrflychicka69
Sorry, I only listen to the little voices inside my head...
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3.5/5 (284 votes)

Submitted by: Pinkpanther
Remember, %n, that when someone annoys you it takes 32 muscles in your faceto frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mofo upside the head.:-D
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3.0/5 (280 votes)

Submitted by: sexylilblondie98
I'm not here right now but if the only reason you IMed me is to see my great away message from www.aimawaymessages.com then go ahead.
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1.6/5 (327 votes)

Submitted by: meshell876
Since the world is going to end in about 5 minutes..how bout me and you confess our love to each other and make love on my couch?
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2.8/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: ackerz99
:-) :-) I smile because I don't know what's going on :-) :-)
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3.6/5 (311 votes)

Submitted by: DownAzzChica4
Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.Our lawyers made us put these warnings in. -In a manual for a motorcycle
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3.2/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118

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