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Category: Sick
Message: * ! * PUKING * ! *
WANNA HOLD MY HAIR UP?!
Submitted By: ThEcLuElEsScHiC

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Dont trip....Or you'll fall for me! =)
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3.2/5 (137 votes)

Submitted by: Boii
An error has occured in trying to IM (your sn) please restart your computer and try again. ~Natalie Owens
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2.8/5 (89 votes)

Submitted by: sportzbaby16
I'm busy right now, and if I tell you what I'm doing, then I'd have to kill you!!
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2.5/5 (75 votes)

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Doing something, none of your business, stop IM'ing me!I said stop! Geez, bbl!
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1.9/5 (79 votes)

Submitted by: justme
OK here is how it is: You are not important enough for me to drop everything I'm doing and talk to you unless your MY BOO then I will drop everthing including my G-string and come talk to you! Luv ya sexy!
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2.5/5 (124 votes)

Submitted by: NIKKI0930
Did you hear the joke about the guy who tried messaging %n, but all they got was an away message?
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1.9/5 (77 votes)

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In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So please leave a message. Unless you're a virgin, in which case, why don't you stop by?
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2.8/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Hey, did you hear that joke about the cat and the girl ?...... Yeah that was a great joke!
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2.0/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: pixistk111
I am right 90% of the time. So why worry about the other 3%?
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3.5/5 (334 votes)

Submitted by: lumberfoot
Incase of fire scroll down!!
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I said in case of a fire dummy!
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3.2/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: CopeH1984
On my way to my computer I went to sit down but missed the chair, fell on my head and dropped unconscious. And when I came to this away message came up. So leave a message. Oh, and can you tell %n that I found his underwear.
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2.7/5 (75 votes)

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If you are a man, let's have a show of hands. Who here is female, let's have a show of hands. Who here is an idiot? Great. Now put your hands down, everybody.
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2.7/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099

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