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Message: I'm out skating! Bustin my butt! Why aren't u?
Submitted By: cookiedough4657

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Having a staring contest with my wall... *BLINK* "dammit!!!!!"
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3.6/5 (719 votes)

Submitted by: ROXYPOP9
668-9911.......... thats the # to my eye doctor's office, because you can't see the YELLOW note pad in front of my s/n
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3.4/5 (246 votes)

Submitted by: SexyAngel15253
Two words guys hate... don't & stop unless you put them together!
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3.7/5 (1034 votes)

Submitted by: creamanpeachez
I am at my th-peech impediment cla-th. Learning how to get rid of my li-th-p.
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2.8/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: I'm not telling..........
Hey everyone, I'm not here right now so if you would leave your reason for IM'ing me when you saw that I had an away message up, I will get back to you as soon as possible...
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2.3/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Brooke
I'm away but if I told you were I was I would have to kill you buh bye!!
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2.7/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: nicole
Feeding my pet old person right now...be back later!
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2.8/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: flagdancer669
Hey %n! Sorry but I'm kinda busy lookin in your window. Talk to me when I get back to my computer.
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3.0/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: lilambert9
I'm too sexy 4 IM, too sexy 4 IM, so sexy it hurts...Anyways im away.
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2.5/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: jambagirl89
Suicide Hotline... please hold
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3.0/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: VMan25bv
%n My Friend Visited Another Galaxy,and All l Got Was This Away Message !O:-):-D:-P:-D:-P
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1.7/5 (161 votes)

Submitted by: lilone4535
Alright 10% done. Now 20. Wow, I can't wait..... Wait it stopped...HEY! Why did you send me a message? I was waiting for that naked picture of Jennifer Lopez !
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1.7/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: carguy

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