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Category: Shower
Message: Showering. You know when you take a wash cloth put on some soap and water, rub the wash cloth all over the body and then rinse your body off. But then again some people don't know what the words soap and water means. Aint that true.
Submitted By: godsgurl13579

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Having a staring contest with my wall... *BLINK* "dammit!!!!!"
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3.6/5 (719 votes)

Submitted by: ROXYPOP9
668-9911.......... thats the # to my eye doctor's office, because you can't see the YELLOW note pad in front of my s/n
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3.4/5 (246 votes)

Submitted by: SexyAngel15253
Two words guys hate... don't & stop unless you put them together!
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3.7/5 (1034 votes)

Submitted by: creamanpeachez
I am at my th-peech impediment cla-th. Learning how to get rid of my li-th-p.
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2.8/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: I'm not telling..........
Hey everyone, I'm not here right now so if you would leave your reason for IM'ing me when you saw that I had an away message up, I will get back to you as soon as possible...
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2.3/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Brooke
I'm away but if I told you were I was I would have to kill you buh bye!!
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2.7/5 (77 votes)

Submitted by: nicole
Feeding my pet old person right now...be back later!
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2.8/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: flagdancer669
Hey %n! Sorry but I'm kinda busy lookin in your window. Talk to me when I get back to my computer.
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3.0/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: lilambert9
I'm too sexy 4 IM, too sexy 4 IM, so sexy it hurts...Anyways im away.
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2.5/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: jambagirl89
Suicide Hotline... please hold
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3.0/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: VMan25bv
%n My Friend Visited Another Galaxy,and All l Got Was This Away Message !O:-):-D:-P:-D:-P
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1.7/5 (161 votes)

Submitted by: lilone4535
Alright 10% done. Now 20. Wow, I can't wait..... Wait it stopped...HEY! Why did you send me a message? I was waiting for that naked picture of Jennifer Lopez !
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1.7/5 (158 votes)

Submitted by: carguy

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