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Message: Just when I think I'm under control,I think I finally got a grip,Another friend tells me that,My name is always on your lips,They say I'm more than just a friend,They say I must be blind,Well I admit that I've seen you watch me,From the corner of your eye,Oh it's so confusing I wish you'd just confess,But think of what I'd be losing,If your answer wasn't yes.
Submitted By: PiZZaFAcE

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A wise monkey never messes with another monkey's monkey.
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3.3/5 (142 votes)

Submitted by: NSaNe QuAd RiDeR
Beware of the little green men in pink tights. They run fast and can jump out of nowhere. I am running away from them right now.
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3.1/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
Are you too gullible? WE CAN HELP!! Send $1000 to...
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3.4/5 (319 votes)

Submitted by: nikeryguy2001
The word of the day is "legs" I'll go spread the news
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3.2/5 (182 votes)

Submitted by: probiker2x
Hey I'll be back when the time reaches 6:66 not to sure when that will be but I will be back whenever it happens I have been here for 3 days now and still no hope for the time, but I promise i'll be back whenever it reaches 6:66
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2.7/5 (85 votes)

Submitted by: pTw0wNaG3
I'm not here right now, but if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone... buy me a cell phone.
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3.7/5 (1095 votes)

Submitted by: boddah2k
Instructions on how to keep an idiot busy: Read instructions again.
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3.5/5 (172 votes)

Submitted by: Z
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
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3.3/5 (237 votes)

Submitted by: Luckyangel5346
Leave a message, and I'll IM you back later.
Leave a SEXY message and I'll IM you back sooner
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3.7/5 (796 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Ground Rules:Don't touch meDon't stare at meDon't talk to me
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2.4/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Michelle
I can talk right now cuz I'm in Afghanistan playing don't drop the hand grenade with Usama Bin Laden.
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2.9/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: Chris
Sometimes my mind wanders...but I can't get it back... Don't worry you can still talk to me.
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3.0/5 (76 votes)

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