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Category: Poem
Message: When I look in your eyes
I still go crazy
No my heart just can't hide
That old feeling in side
You know when I look in your eyes
I go crazy
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Out playing hide-and-go-seek with bin ladin...EVERYONE HELP ME FiND HIM!!!
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2.5/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Quick! Everyone IM %n!
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: CRaZy ChiC 13
Girls are like computers, they like to be turned on!!!
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3.0/5 (155 votes)

Submitted by: RJDalziel
like a fish out of water, I'm.. dry.. ou.. of... ideas.. for AIM.......... what the hell, just leave a message
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1.7/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: krrrustykrrrab
Leave one, I'll reply in 5 minutes or less... or your money back guaranteed! (See rules for details, no purchase necessary)
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3.0/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: crdancer828
That which does not kill me had better run pretty darn fast.
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3.2/5 (144 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
A rabbi, a priest, and a duck walked into a bar. The bartender looked up and said, "What is this? A joke?"
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2.4/5 (86 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I put the 'fun' in 'dysfunctional'
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3.4/5 (376 votes)

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I'm away but the man with the gun to my head said I can't tell you why. *gulp* help....
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3.0/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
Diamonds are nice, so are toys, but they aren't nuttin like those sexy ghetto boys.
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3.0/5 (145 votes)

Submitted by: SexyAngel15253
Gone to watch %n through their window.
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3.1/5 (108 votes)

Submitted by: caitlin
His AE shirt ... $35, his A&F shorts ... $48, his GAP boxers ... $12, his Adidas sandals ... $20. All these items on your floor . . . priceless.
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3.5/5 (600 votes)

Submitted by: PetYoDog8

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