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Category: WorkingOut
Message: I have the body of a god.... unfortunately its Buddha. At the gym.
Submitted By: nolesluver36

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Hi... Now you say something !!:-D8-):-P
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2.3/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: s214
Following the yellow brick road......Damn munchkins!
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3.2/5 (197 votes)

Submitted by: MonkeyBop
My Braces Are Stuck To The Carpet...
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3.5/5 (530 votes)

Submitted by: Livy
*POOF*^ Just Like that I'm gone ~!
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2.6/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: Birdie21
Mommie, is that you?
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1.8/5 (202 votes)

Submitted by: username
Procrastination is like masturbation...in the end you just end up screwing yourself.
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3.5/5 (473 votes)

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Help!ican'tfindthespacebar
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2.9/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: cutie_cat237
I am an evil poptart [::]! I am out collecting sprinkles for my breakfasty self.
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3.3/5 (190 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
What do I look like, a news channel?
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2.4/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: OneMoreTimeSingr
I'll be back when I can get my head from between the rail in my stair case.
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3.5/5 (316 votes)

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Gettin arrested:-)bb in 2-5 years
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3.1/5 (148 votes)

Submitted by: Iceprincess5252
If the ocean were vodka and I were a duck, I'd swim to the bottom and drink it all up. But the ocean's not vodka, and I'm not a duck, so pass me the bottle and lets get f**ked up!
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3.6/5 (633 votes)

Submitted by: Corey122286

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