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Message: I'm coughing my brains out. I'll be back once I've stopped losing my body fluids all over a tissue!
Submitted By: EnthENd99421

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UUUUHHHHHHH I'M PATRICK...........You know I'm watching Spongebob silly.
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1.4/5 (464 votes)

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Right now,i'm sitting on my couch,watching t.v., eating,and getting fat.........no surprise there!
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3.0/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: Filichik4u69
I'm playing hide-and-go-seek. Try to find me.
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

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Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore I am perfect.
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3.7/5 (1111 votes)

Submitted by: BrBiegrl90210
Are you mad at me? If not, press Alt+F4.
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3.6/5 (567 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
I m a l i t t l e s p a c e d a t t h e m o m e n t b e b a c k w h e n i c a n p u l l m y s e l f b a c k t o g e t h e r
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3.3/5 (257 votes)

Submitted by: nycutie1488
Inventions rejected:fireproof matches
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3.5/5 (231 votes)

Submitted by: skiendog
My dog ate my away message...
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2.8/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: weenkie67
I'm out driving with my keys in an electrical outlet...
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2.5/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: silversparks712
Nice Monologue %n .. Just Keep On...
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2.0/5 (76 votes)

Submitted by: Yo1JG84
Behold the mighty...chihuahua?
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2.4/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: NSaNe QuAd RiDeR
MY DOG ATE MY AWAY MESSAGE!
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2.1/5 (131 votes)

Submitted by: FAT MOMMA 932

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