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Category: Winter
Message: Huh? I can't hear you, there's too much snow...
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Brb...thinking of a funny away message...
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2.1/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: imthesamir
You are probably doing one of these two things:
1. You think you are slick by checking my profile to see what my away message is, so you don't have to IM me and look stupid.
-or-
2. You are looking stupid because there is a little yellow post-it right next to my name, and yet you still IM me.(With the exception that I was talking to you before and now you are answering me, and in that case you are SLOW!)
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3.6/5 (1178 votes)

Submitted by: P1NKFLAM1NGOZ
Think of it this way...I dont want to talk to you
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3.3/5 (186 votes)

Submitted by: yogurl33
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
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3.2/5 (177 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Picking the fuzz off my sock, be back when I'm done.
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2.7/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: Sock
The owner of this screen name is away from the computer right now; you are talking to their older brother; Please feel free to tell me all your juicy secrets though....
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2.9/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: JennyVeed
Talking to me while i'm away is like talking to a deaf person and expecting results.
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3.3/5 (205 votes)

Submitted by: Me
I'm making out with some hott, random guy that showed up at my doorstep. So will ya give us a minute? Jeesh!!
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2.8/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: me
I'm knocking on heavens door.. *voice in back round* Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! *me* That wasnt my fault!!! It was poor constrution..... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
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2.6/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
Stop interupting my swedish meatball making!!
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2.4/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: talkalot3580
Hey! What are you looking at? Haven't you ever seen someone pick their nose before? Geez...give me some privacy
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2.6/5 (87 votes)

Submitted by: me
Its not right for people to walk around with there shirts off to show their muscles... I mean you don't see me walking around with my shorts off.....
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3.5/5 (288 votes)

Submitted by: Tommy H 26

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