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Category: Christmas
Message: Christmas = Gifts
Gifts + Me = I'm one happy person
Its Christmas BBL!
Submitted By: samigorkissQt

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People are more violently opposed to fur than leather because it's safer to harass rich women than motorcycle gangs.
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3.6/5 (448 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Probably the most depressing thing in the world is having to do homework... Well, no, actually. There are probably lots of things more depressing than homework. Like running over a cute puppy dog. --------Im sorry i jumped to conclusions so quick and said that homework was the most depressing thing. ------- It still sucks, though.
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2.2/5 (99 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
I'm watching the tv. And yes I have a tv next to my computer. If I see a hot girl, I can see the same hot girl naked in 10 seconds. No more bars for me!
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2.5/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
Who wrote under the bleachers: See more butts!?
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1.8/5 (126 votes)

Submitted by: SLUGGER0096
Take a few chances you wish you had later, live life a little more, fear a little less, and remember, When life gives you lemons, throw them back and tell life to MAKE ITS OWN DAMN LEMoNADE!
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3.8/5 (814 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
If you are more then 80% addicted to aol instant messenger, call 1-800-i-need-a-life
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3.1/5 (168 votes)

Submitted by: FAT MOMMA 932
Email me at (email address) while I'm away with all emails including love letters and death threats...why is it I always get more death threats than love letters (c'mon people spread the love)
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2.9/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: UmdTerps2002
You have reached the reverend (yourscreenname's) confession hotline. Please leave your sin, and I'll get back to you with a penance. Remember that a confession doesn't count unless it's a vivid, detailed, blow-by-blow description of the sin. Thank you.
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3.2/5 (196 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I'm having a staring contest with the wall. It's harder than I thought! Anyway, when I win, I'll be back.
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3.2/5 (130 votes)

Submitted by: brattyblue4
I am not here but if you would like to leave a message on my voice mail Press F1 then f8 and enter 13 times!!Thankz
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2.1/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72
%n has just recieved the Amish computer virus. Since the Amish do not have computers, it is based strictly on the honor system. Please delete all files on your computer. Thank you for your cooperation.
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2.9/5 (132 votes)

Submitted by: boxster1987
I obviously have an away message up because I am ignoring you so why dont you give me a break and just leave me the hell alone!!! Thanks have a nice day.
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2.3/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: sexylilthang7118

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