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Message: Tommorow is a privilege, so live life today like theres no tomorrow.
Submitted By: Tori

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If This Message Appears On Your Screen, You Win Our Famous 'I Want To Live In A Farm With Hens' Contest !!! Thanks For Playing %n This Moment Is In History It's %t And 2day Is %d
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: Yo1JG84
Oh I'm sorry this isn't (your name), it's the AOL support line...the wait to speak to an attendant is 4 days, 3 hours, and 5.9 seconds, but please wait...your call is very important to us...thanx and have a nice day!
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2.4/5 (67 votes)

Submitted by: megan
WARNING! Never attempt to directly fax anyone an image of your naked buttocks. Always photocopy your buttocks and fax the photocopy.
-Warning label on a fax machine
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3.2/5 (142 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Did anyone ever ask you if your fridge was running? Well someone just asked me, and now I'm running down the street trying to catch it. Be back as soon as I catch it and drag it back to my house. :-)
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2.4/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: Candy4Me123
Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles..... I worked hard for that pack..... Ahhh he's eating them!!! Now he's throwing them at me.... Call 911!!!
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3.2/5 (286 votes)

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I am away right now, so please leave your name, number, and a message, after you hear the tone...
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1.6/5 (413 votes)

Submitted by: weenkie67
Hey %n I am not at my computer right now cause while I was away my computer ran away, so I am chaseing it right now. If you see me go past your house running after a computer, put up this away message and come and help me!
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2.7/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: ?
I am not here at the moment please leave a message after the beep.
shut the *BEEP* up!
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2.1/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: drucool
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
-Warning label on a fax machine
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2.6/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
The zoo called....they want you back in the cages with the other monkeys!!
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3.0/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: meg
I'm out...If you need to reach me call 1-800-I-Need-A-Life
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2.5/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Coronababy
To see your future, look below...

Some person called (your screen name)will be back in a couple minutes!
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2.2/5 (68 votes)

Submitted by: Ilikemuffinz8778

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