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Message: "First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village, but the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have reproductive organs under those little white pants. That's what's so illogical, you know, about being a Smurf. What's the point of living if you don't have a dick?" - Donnie Darko
Submitted By: starsandskullspj

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Out of my mind.
Back in 5 minutes.
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3.0/5 (125 votes)

Submitted by: I82much1211
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
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3.5/5 (278 votes)

Submitted by: skiendog
OuT oF mY mInD! Be BaCk In 5!
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2.2/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Teen07Angel
Uhhhhhh...................
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2.1/5 (176 votes)

Submitted by: divagurl1359
I have fallen and I can't get up!
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2.2/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Conor
I went to Tickle a Pickle for a Nickle.
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2.5/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: Court
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
Repetition is a sign of stupidity.
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2.7/5 (129 votes)

Submitted by: tomyboy2us
Right this minute I'm sniffing crack, Oh Sh*t!!!!! My nose is bleeding i'll brb.
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1.7/5 (255 votes)

Submitted by: Zackman2k2
My pants are burning.....
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2.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: bob
Kidnapped
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2.6/5 (136 votes)

Submitted by: bballerkid3
OHHH. Shiny object. So pretty............
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3.4/5 (360 votes)

Submitted by: username
I'm in the back yard hunting sharks.
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3.3/5 (221 votes)

Submitted by: VMan25bv

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