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Message: Unlike %n, I have a life!
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Hello, you have reached %n's away message, your message will be answered to in the order in which it was recieved, your message is number 1,645,845 , please hold, your message is important to me.
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3.3/5 (161 votes)

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Aaaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!
My house is on fire!!!
Must....save....computer....
kinda preoccupied at the moment, please leave message, oh yeah, and call 911, must....save......computer......
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2.9/5 (161 votes)

Submitted by: snookthebook
%n My Friend Visited Another Galaxy,and All l Got Was This Away Message !O:-):-D:-P:-D:-P
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1.7/5 (161 votes)

Submitted by: lilone4535
My great advice to you, don't put your tongue on the end of a 9v battery. You'll find out why.
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2.8/5 (162 votes)

Submitted by: KoAlAkRaZy17
I'm tired of all this sex on the TV,I mean, I keep falling off! -Monty Python
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3.2/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Warning: Do not drink the battery acid. It doesn't taste good and will hurt you. Also do not bite the tires, especially while the bike is moving.Our lawyers made us put these warnings in. -In a manual for a motorcycle
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3.2/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Beware of the little green men in pink tights. They run fast and can jump out of nowhere. I am running away from them right now.
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3.1/5 (163 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
Don't you love the way when you stop at a red light and it turns green....you just go?
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1.9/5 (166 votes)

Submitted by: Ihatefans2
Welcome to the ool.
...notice there is no 'P'..lets keep it that way.
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3.0/5 (166 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
If you are more then 80% addicted to aol instant messenger, call 1-800-i-need-a-life
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3.1/5 (168 votes)

Submitted by: FAT MOMMA 932
Away messages are stupid dont ask me why I have this stupid away message up? Well I dunno give me a good away message and I'll think about putting it up here...i'm wating...
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1.6/5 (170 votes)

Submitted by: drummergal
Instructions on how to keep an idiot busy: Read instructions again.
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3.5/5 (172 votes)

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