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Message: Why did you do it? How could you have done it? I couldn't believe you as I looked in your eyes, what do you mean it isn't true my heart will never be with you.
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Error 405: Reality.sys corrupted. Universe halted. Reboot (y/n)?
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1.7/5 (173 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Uhhhhhh...................
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2.1/5 (176 votes)

Submitted by: divagurl1359
Get your mind out of the gutter - it's blocking my view.
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3.2/5 (177 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Dude did u know that a gorilla escaped? Well I didn't either until it knocked on my door, called me a dirty ho, and kicked me in the leg! So right now I am chasin that damn monkey! I'm gonna knock his lights out! Yeah thats what I'm gonna do so chill 4 a bit..!
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3.0/5 (177 votes)

Submitted by: lilstarbaby1205
Don't hate me cause im beautiful, hate me cause ur boyfriend thinks I am
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3.2/5 (180 votes)

Submitted by: Chels
The word of the day is "legs" I'll go spread the news
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3.2/5 (182 votes)

Submitted by: probiker2x
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2.6/5 (183 votes)

Submitted by: LoveableShroom
There are 3 kind of people in the world.
3 kinds:
1.Those who can count
2. Those who cant count
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2.9/5 (185 votes)

Submitted by: BasketBallJonezX
Think of it this way...I dont want to talk to you
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3.3/5 (186 votes)

Submitted by: yogurl33
I threw rocks at the campus clown again, so if the police show up at your door, we never had this conversation...
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3.5/5 (187 votes)

Submitted by: Naughtybunny15
This place reeks of evil. Either that, or it's sausage... Nope, I'm pretty sure it's evil.
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3.2/5 (189 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
I am an evil poptart [::]! I am out collecting sprinkles for my breakfasty self.
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3.3/5 (190 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats

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