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Category: Halloween
Message: Trick~or~Treat, smell my feet, leave a message at the beep...
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I'm puttin on a clown suit and walkn up and down the street!!! This is a kodak..MOMENT!..
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2.8/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: KraziCutie37
I obviously have an away message up because I am ignoring you so why dont you give me a break and just leave me the hell alone!!! Thanks have a nice day.
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2.3/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: sexylilthang7118
If This Message Appears On Your Screen, You Win Our Famous 'I Want To Live In A Farm With Hens' Contest !!! Thanks For Playing %n This Moment Is In History It's %t And 2day Is %d
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: Yo1JG84
I have fallen and I can't get up!
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2.2/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Conor
I'm out...If you need to reach me call 1-800-I-Need-A-Life
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2.5/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: Coronababy
You have reached my AIM answering machine. Leave me a message. Your message is currently number 5852 and I will start answering messages from number one so please wait patiently until I get to you.~Beep~
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2.6/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: sweethottie0727
Hey %n! Sorry but I'm kinda busy lookin in your window. Talk to me when I get back to my computer.
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3.0/5 (72 votes)

Submitted by: lilambert9
I am not here but if you would like to leave a message on my voice mail Press F1 then f8 and enter 13 times!!Thankz
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2.1/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: jo dan72
What do I look like, a news channel?
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2.4/5 (73 votes)

Submitted by: OneMoreTimeSingr
I'm too sexy 4 IM, too sexy 4 IM, so sexy it hurts...Anyways im away.
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2.5/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: jambagirl89
I want you..............I need you..............to leave a message
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2.3/5 (74 votes)

Submitted by: username
I'm busy right now, and if I tell you what I'm doing, then I'd have to kill you!!
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2.5/5 (75 votes)

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