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Message: You're the one that lights my fire,You're the one that keeps me strong,You're the one that I depend on, When my world is goin wrong,You're the one that I hold close andYou're the man I'm dreamin of, And I really really love you,I just want you to know that
Submitted By: foxxycleopatra

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If you want me to fall for you, you better get something for me to trip over.
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3.7/5 (1027 votes)

Submitted by: Chels
Two words guys hate... don't & stop unless you put them together!
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3.7/5 (1034 votes)

Submitted by: creamanpeachez
I'm not here right now, but if you'd like to reach me on my cell phone... buy me a cell phone.
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3.7/5 (1095 votes)

Submitted by: boddah2k
Nobody is perfect. I am Nobody. Therefore I am perfect.
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3.7/5 (1111 votes)

Submitted by: BrBiegrl90210
Life isn't about the number of breaths we take, but the moments that take our breath away. Like choking.
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3.8/5 (1149 votes)

Submitted by: MICHAE2414
Mickey Divorces Minnie Judge: Mickey you can't divorce Minnie on the account that she's silly. Mickey: I didn't say she was silly, I said she was f**king Goofy!!
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3.8/5 (1177 votes)

Submitted by: XootemptationXoo
You are probably doing one of these two things:
1. You think you are slick by checking my profile to see what my away message is, so you don't have to IM me and look stupid.
-or-
2. You are looking stupid because there is a little yellow post-it right next to my name, and yet you still IM me.(With the exception that I was talking to you before and now you are answering me, and in that case you are SLOW!)
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3.6/5 (1178 votes)

Submitted by: P1NKFLAM1NGOZ
The first time I was chatting with someone online, they asked me "asl?" I tried to sound it out and got realy ticked of and started warning them because I thought they were calling me an asshole.
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3.7/5 (1181 votes)

Submitted by: skiendog
My imaginary friend thinks you have serious mental problems.
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3.8/5 (1220 votes)

Submitted by: BunBun
I wanted to kill the sexiest person alive...But suicide's a crime :-/
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3.9/5 (1583 votes)

Submitted by: BluesCluesGrl362
I ran into my ex the other day, then I put the car in reverse and ran over him again.
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3.8/5 (1592 votes)

Submitted by: luckyangel5346
The sky was dark, The moon was high, We were alone, just her and I, Her hair was brown, her eyes were too I knew just what she wanted to do, So with my courage I did my best, I placed my handupon her breast, I trembled and shook and felt her heart, Slowly she spread her leags apart, I knew she was ready, But I didnt know how, It was my first try, At milking a cow.
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3.9/5 (1601 votes)

Submitted by: sweet12

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