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Message: If I don't care where I am, why should you?
Submitted By: ylowvtcruzer

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Hi... Now you say something !!:-D8-):-P
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2.3/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: s214
Did anyone ever ask you if your fridge was running? Well someone just asked me, and now I'm running down the street trying to catch it. Be back as soon as I catch it and drag it back to my house. :-)
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2.4/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: Candy4Me123
I am not here at the moment please leave a message after the beep.
shut the *BEEP* up!
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2.1/5 (80 votes)

Submitted by: drucool
Firefighter: At one point we decided to fight fire with fire... Well...basically... your house burned even faster.
-Warning label on a fax machine
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2.6/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I am spinning in my computer chair, getting all dizy. Send a message to make this mayhem stop!
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2.6/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
If the away message is a rockin...don't come a knockin!
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1.8/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: heda
Everyone always has those special, thoughtful, crackup, cleaver away messages that make you laugh or think so hard you are tempted to take it and use it for your own. This is mine. Be back later...
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2.6/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: KeesterWeester
Who are you? and why are you reading my Away Message?
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2.8/5 (81 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Running around robbing banks all whacked out on scooby snacks.
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2.7/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Hey, did you hear that joke about the cat and the girl ?...... Yeah that was a great joke!
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2.0/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: pixistk111
*POOF*^ Just Like that I'm gone ~!
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2.6/5 (82 votes)

Submitted by: Birdie21
Attention! Attention %n ! This is a National alert. Food was spilled from the cat bowl. We've sent out clean up teams to correct this mess. Hopefully we can do something about it. Before it's too late!
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2.5/5 (83 votes)

Submitted by: LunarLady799

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