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Message: Oh yeah, sure, send me a message when you know I'm away but don't when I'm there!!CAN'T YOU SEE THE NOTEBOOK THING!?!??!
Submitted By: thats humongus

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Do Re Me Beer Dough: The stuff that buys me beer Ray: The guy who sells me beer Me: The one who drinks the beer Far: a long run to get the beer So: .I'll have another beer La: .I'll have another beer
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2.2/5 (90 votes)

Submitted by: GiggLeGirL 664
I'm playing hide-and-go-seek. Try to find me.
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

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In honor of Halloween, I'm about to perform an unspeakable pagan ritual. So please leave a message. Unless you're a virgin, in which case, why don't you stop by?
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2.8/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Quick! Everyone IM %n!
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2.9/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: CRaZy ChiC 13
Hey %n I am not at my computer right now cause while I was away my computer ran away, so I am chaseing it right now. If you see me go past your house running after a computer, put up this away message and come and help me!
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2.7/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: ?
Hello. You have reached The Autopsy-IM. If you are already cut open, Press 1.If you are ordering a new body, Press 2.If you are ordering a cut body, Press 3.If you are picking up a body, Press 4.If you chose none of the options above, please stay on the IM. You will soon be tracked down and picked up in a nice cozy black 'sleeping-bag'.Have a nice day and thank you for choosing Autopsy IM!
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2.7/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: Silver Chan
Hey, I'm having a party right now! We have a DJ who rocks the house, a dance floor, plenty of food, and all the kewl people. If you IMing me, obivously you weren't invited!
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3.0/5 (91 votes)

Submitted by: lovelyladeelove9
Knock knock. Who's there? No one. No one, who? No,seriously no one is here so leave me a message.
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2.4/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: crazigurl0013
I'm knocking on heavens door.. *voice in back round* Knocking? You very nearly broke the bloody thing down!! *me* That wasnt my fault!!! It was poor constrution..... I SWEAR!! Dont look at me like that...
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2.6/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: NoMeGustaRats
Getting a tattoo on my butt that says %n
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2.8/5 (95 votes)

Submitted by: Z
Feeding my pet old person right now...be back later!
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2.8/5 (96 votes)

Submitted by: flagdancer669
The world is coming to an end. Please log off
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2.9/5 (97 votes)

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