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Message: Doing something better than talking to %n
Submitted By: 10ischic26

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I'm away but the man with the gun to my head said I can't tell you why. *gulp* help....
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3.0/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
If you are a man, let's have a show of hands. Who here is female, let's have a show of hands. Who here is an idiot? Great. Now put your hands down, everybody.
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2.7/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: sanitysgstd099
I need to feed my pet leprechaun, so I can get the gold at the end of the rainbow, so just sit back and relax...This may take a while.....
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3.3/5 (98 votes)

Submitted by: SMC2109
Probably the most depressing thing in the world is having to do homework... Well, no, actually. There are probably lots of things more depressing than homework. Like running over a cute puppy dog. --------Im sorry i jumped to conclusions so quick and said that homework was the most depressing thing. ------- It still sucks, though.
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2.2/5 (99 votes)

Submitted by: SHSrunner09
Picking the fuzz off my sock, be back when I'm done.
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2.7/5 (100 votes)

Submitted by: Sock
Right now,i'm sitting on my couch,watching t.v., eating,and getting fat.........no surprise there!
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3.0/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: Filichik4u69
If you press F1 and then F2 and then tab over you will be able to hear my voice through your speakers. Repeat 10 times.
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3.0/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: lauralarenlexbrit
The screen name "%n" currently has a virus. If you are in contact with this name please notify AOL immediatly.
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2.8/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: yelobanana505
like a fish out of water, I'm.. dry.. ou.. of... ideas.. for AIM.......... what the hell, just leave a message
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1.7/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: krrrustykrrrab
I am at my th-peech impediment cla-th. Learning how to get rid of my li-th-p.
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2.8/5 (102 votes)

Submitted by: I'm not telling..........
I don't suffer from addiction to Billie Joe Armstrong........i enjoy every second of it!
....im off watching him on tv, I think my face is glued to the screen. this might take a while...........
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2.6/5 (103 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Leave one, I'll reply in 5 minutes or less... or your money back guaranteed! (See rules for details, no purchase necessary)
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3.0/5 (105 votes)

Submitted by: crdancer828

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