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Category: Work
Message: Sorry I'm not here right now...I'm off slaving away my skills for the few bucks that I can earn.
Submitted By: Hog78

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I went to Tickle a Pickle for a Nickle.
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2.5/5 (106 votes)

Submitted by: Court
This is an alien being from XXXTTB23. I have been sent to earth in the form of an away message so that I might mate with your computers. You may not know it but as you read this, I am having sex with your computer.
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2.9/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
I'm making out with some hott, random guy that showed up at my doorstep. So will ya give us a minute? Jeesh!!
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2.8/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: me
Downloading porn at 56K....SO BACK OFF
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2.7/5 (107 votes)

Submitted by: ThaShizzit
Gone to watch %n through their window.
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3.1/5 (108 votes)

Submitted by: caitlin
What if the hokey pokey is real? What's it all about? Will we have to turn ourselves around?
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2.6/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: KraziCutie37
Email me at (email address) while I'm away with all emails including love letters and death threats...why is it I always get more death threats than love letters (c'mon people spread the love)
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2.9/5 (109 votes)

Submitted by: UmdTerps2002
I'm hearing voices in my head and they don't like you!
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3.3/5 (110 votes)

Submitted by: CMJenn7
Only stalkers look at other people's away messages!
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3.1/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: Buttrflychicka69
If you go to your friends house and ask were the bathroom is and they say down the hall second tree to the left They must be poor.
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2.5/5 (111 votes)

Submitted by: serenity06981
Lost my bikini top surfing the web... hold on while I go and find it!
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2.7/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: aibo244
My dog ate my away message...
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2.8/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: weenkie67

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