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Category: Annoying
Message: You know, I don't understand why people feel the need to put up these long, drawn out away messages up. I mean all you really need to do is just put up gone, sleeping, eating, studying, partying. But people just seem to go on and on and on and on with these things. I mean sure, sometimes they are interesting, but come on people. It's just basically a waste of time all together...
Submitted By: SHSrunner09

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Suicide Hotline... please hold
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3.0/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: VMan25bv
I can talk right now cuz I'm in Afghanistan playing don't drop the hand grenade with Usama Bin Laden.
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2.9/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: Chris
hey %n I've got candy. Get into my van.
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3.0/5 (114 votes)

Submitted by: SpoonSAvior7
The zoo called....they want you back in the cages with the other monkeys!!
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3.0/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: meg
WHEN THE MULLET IS A ROCKIN..........DON'T COME A KNOCKIN!
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1.8/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: emgem07
Brb...thinking of a funny away message...
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2.1/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: imthesamir
I still miss my ex, but I'm getting better at AIM!
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1.8/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: rednecksurfer202
How do blind people find those dots for reading when they don't know where it is?
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2.9/5 (117 votes)

Submitted by: MOO HA HA
Hey...I'd loved to chat and all, but I'm too busy chasing the furry little men around my room....
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3.2/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: HoneyGirlie352
Two beers $7three margaritas $15four jello shots $20Taking home the girlwho drank all of the above....PRICELESS
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2.9/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: bombsaway003
My dogs head is stuck in the door! Wait! I don't have a dog so once I figure out what is stuck in the door I'll get back to you.
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3.2/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: alicia vicia
OK here is how it is: You are not important enough for me to drop everything I'm doing and talk to you unless your MY BOO then I will drop everthing including my G-string and come talk to you! Luv ya sexy!
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2.5/5 (124 votes)

Submitted by: NIKKI0930

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