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Category: Romance
Message: I Love my Boyfriend, Yes I do. He's for me, and not for you! And if by chance, you take my place...I'll take my fist..And PUNCH YOUR FACE!
Submitted By: Flippin22

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Suicide Hotline... please hold
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3.0/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: VMan25bv
I can talk right now cuz I'm in Afghanistan playing don't drop the hand grenade with Usama Bin Laden.
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2.9/5 (113 votes)

Submitted by: Chris
hey %n I've got candy. Get into my van.
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3.0/5 (114 votes)

Submitted by: SpoonSAvior7
The zoo called....they want you back in the cages with the other monkeys!!
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3.0/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: meg
WHEN THE MULLET IS A ROCKIN..........DON'T COME A KNOCKIN!
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1.8/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: emgem07
Brb...thinking of a funny away message...
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2.1/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: imthesamir
I still miss my ex, but I'm getting better at AIM!
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1.8/5 (115 votes)

Submitted by: rednecksurfer202
How do blind people find those dots for reading when they don't know where it is?
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2.9/5 (117 votes)

Submitted by: MOO HA HA
Hey...I'd loved to chat and all, but I'm too busy chasing the furry little men around my room....
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3.2/5 (121 votes)

Submitted by: HoneyGirlie352
Two beers $7three margaritas $15four jello shots $20Taking home the girlwho drank all of the above....PRICELESS
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2.9/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: bombsaway003
My dogs head is stuck in the door! Wait! I don't have a dog so once I figure out what is stuck in the door I'll get back to you.
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3.2/5 (123 votes)

Submitted by: alicia vicia
OK here is how it is: You are not important enough for me to drop everything I'm doing and talk to you unless your MY BOO then I will drop everthing including my G-string and come talk to you! Luv ya sexy!
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2.5/5 (124 votes)

Submitted by: NIKKI0930

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