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Category: romance
Message: If I could be any part of you I would be your tear. I could be born in you eyes, live down on your cheek, and die on your lips!!!!
Submitted By: LaurenAngel90

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Right now I'm dancing in front of a full length mirror in spiderman underwear. I could really use some music....
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3.6/5 (291 votes)

Submitted by: wouldn't you like to kno
O__o...this is bob. Bob likes you. Bob likes pointy things. I suggest you run away from bob.
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3.5/5 (289 votes)

Submitted by: GreendayObsessed
Its not right for people to walk around with there shirts off to show their muscles... I mean you don't see me walking around with my shorts off.....
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3.5/5 (288 votes)

Submitted by: Tommy H 26
Ahhh I'm running after the bad guy who took my pack of Skittles..... I worked hard for that pack..... Ahhh he's eating them!!! Now he's throwing them at me.... Call 911!!!
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3.2/5 (286 votes)

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Sorry, I only listen to the little voices inside my head...
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3.5/5 (284 votes)

Submitted by: Pinkpanther
This is (your sreen name):
If you are the credit card company, I already sent the money.
If you are one of my friends, you owe me money.
If you are female, don't worry, I have plenty of money.
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3.4/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: ncjon118
Incase of fire scroll down!!
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I said in case of a fire dummy!
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3.2/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: CopeH1984
How do you kill a purple elephant? Use a purple elephant gun. How do you kill a gray elephant? Strangle it until it turns purple and then shoot it with the purple elephant gun.
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3.5/5 (282 votes)

Submitted by: charm
Remember, %n, that when someone annoys you it takes 32 muscles in your faceto frown, but only 4 muscles to extend your arm and slap that mofo upside the head.:-D
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3.0/5 (280 votes)

Submitted by: sexylilblondie98
A rejected invention:Instant water! just add water!
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3.5/5 (278 votes)

Submitted by: skiendog
Heaven doesn't want me... But Hell's afraid I'll take over!
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3.4/5 (269 votes)

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Is there a reason why you keep on IMing me? Do you need help? There is a program just for you called... Mavis Beacon!
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1.6/5 (269 votes)

Submitted by: P1NKFLAM1NGOZ

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