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Message: HOMERS BEER SONG (sung to do re mi)do the stuff that buys me beerre the guy the sell me beermi the guy that drinks the beerfar the distance from my beerso i think ill have a beer la ....la la la la la beer ti no thanks im drinking beer that will bring us back to (homer sees an empty glass) "DO"
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I am writing a program that will blow up %n's computer...mwahahahahaha
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3.0/5 (151 votes)

Submitted by: ihavetopeenow
I am calcuating how many seconds a bumble bee flaps its wings when getting hit by a moving object going 25 mph.
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3.0/5 (145 votes)

Submitted by: jesse h.
I lost my pocket protector....I'll be back later when I find it.
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2.7/5 (78 votes)

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If I was a bird than I could fly.
If I didn't have any friends then I would cry.
If I was a super hero then I would fight crime.
And if I were a computer geek then I would be playing a game...
Well I guess I am a geek cause right now I'm playing a game but it's a really cool game, seriously, really it is.
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2.7/5 (122 votes)

Submitted by: chickensaver06
I'm programming, and pop up windows bother me.
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2.7/5 (60 votes)

Submitted by: J
Sorry I dont have any T^4 for U right now so you can call me or wait a few. (Time 4U)
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2.6/5 (101 votes)

Submitted by: ~~Meggie~~
Guts will get you so far, then they will get you killed. I might be in the process of getting killed right now! leave one for my next life ( I'm hoping I will be a fly!)
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2.4/5 (54 votes)

Submitted by: cheese is go0d
I have found the error in the Scientific Method!!! I am the most genious genios in the world! With my new found thery, I SHALL RULE THE WORLD! ::::Evil laughter:::: If you didn't understand my intense founding, then here it is in idiot: I am off trying to take over the world. I am away from my computer. Leave a message if you want to. If it is an emergency then call 911. & for science's sake leave me & my experimentations alone!;)
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2.4/5 (84 votes)

Submitted by: Endoplasmic Reticulumn
I'm not here right now. I am programming my computer so that every time %n comes on they will be insulted by me.
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2.3/5 (59 votes)

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I think %n fell out of the "geek" tree and hit every branch on the way down.
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2.3/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: Feistybballplaya
Goto=hell do while hell=hot { you=burninginHell + 1 if burninginHell=infinity || hell=cold endif loop
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2.2/5 (93 votes)

Submitted by: i dunno
Sorry I can't find my spectacles.
I will come back when I find them.
If you have something important to tell me please leave a message.
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2.1/5 (71 votes)

Submitted by: not tellin



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