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Message: When I bite into a York Peppermint Patty, I feel the cool rush of skiing in the Alps, or skating in Alaska, or bobsledding in Lake Placid!
But, while I'm enjoying my York Peppermint Patty, the rush makes me oblivious to the chocolate melting in my hands. The chocolate gets on my keyboard, my mouse, my desk, and every other spot to which chocolate can stick. And when I go to throw away my York Peppermint Patty, I trip over a shoe because I'm too busy looking for a paper towel. I fall over and hit my head on the corner of my desk, cutting it deeply. The sight of my own blood causes me to regurgitate my York Peppermint Patty. Getting up and running to the phone to call 911, I slip on my own vomit, fall down again, and break my neck. And so my warning to all little children: don't smoke pot before eating a York Peppermint Patty
Submitted By: SHSrunner09

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Girls were born so boys wouldn't get lonely
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Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
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Ok, I get it, you hate me.I don't care.It doesn't hurt me. I hate you too.
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BOYS ARE YUCKY - especially the ones who lie and break your heart
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Submitted by: ihateboys 23
It's that time of the month and going online would be the last place i'd want to be right now so if you don't have to worry about maxipads and underwire...... GO TO HELL!!!
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Submitted by: Bluehunny33
HEY %n! I'm not here because I went to go change my...uh..wait..that's a little to much info there..how bout,"I'm goin to get a new p..." no..that's a little more then you wanted to know...how bout..OH! that's good...here we go..how bout,"I'm going to get a new, "napkin". yup...that's it...
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Men have feelings too but who really Cares!?
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Submitted by: r0ckinggrl14
Much money...good boy, no money...good bye
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I'm Away...Beautifying!
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