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Message: Umm, Im away. I think. BBL
Submitted By: justme

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It's that time of the month and going online would be the last place i'd want to be right now so if you don't have to worry about maxipads and underwire...... GO TO HELL!!!
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3.0/5 (434 votes)

Submitted by: Bluehunny33
I'm doing my make-up, I'll be back in a FEW HOURS.
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3.1/5 (378 votes)

Submitted by: Gorgeousilla
I know you think I'm cute, I know you think I'm fine, but like the rest of the guys, take a number and wait in line!
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4.0/5 (789 votes)

Submitted by: Ava7
When God made girls He was so proud. When God made boys He was so upset. When God made me He was just showing off!
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3.6/5 (518 votes)

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"Wait for the boy who will drop everything for you at any time of the day just to see you. Wait for the boy that will make an ordinary moment seem magical. Wait for the boy that you can't help but smile when you see, and when he smiles, you know he needs you. Wait for the boy who will be your best friend. the one who wants to show you off to the world even in your sweats with no make up...but most of all, wait for the boy who will put you in the center of the universe, because he is obviously the center of yours."
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4.3/5 (1580 votes)

Submitted by: wlv
I'm Away...Beautifying!
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2.8/5 (332 votes)

Submitted by: ToXiC4bRiT
Boys are like parking spaces, all the good ones are taken and the rest are handicapped.
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3.1/5 (535 votes)

Submitted by: Sportychick
I'm sweet like sugar,
soft like suede,
but unlike nintendo,
I never get played
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4.0/5 (777 votes)

Submitted by: resqhero911
Boys are like lava lamps, fun to watch but not too bright
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3.9/5 (657 votes)

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God made mud, God made dirt, God made boys so girls can flirt
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4.0/5 (782 votes)

Submitted by: kiss69flirt
Girls were born so boys wouldn't get lonely
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3.2/5 (363 votes)

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Guys are like public toilets ~~~ They are either taken or full of crap!
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4.2/5 (1208 votes)

Submitted by: i mda besd

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