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Category: YoMomma
Message: Yo mommas so fat, she has to use a matress for a tampon.
Submitted By: iluvmymojomonkey

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Boys are like a box of chocolates...You never know which one has nuts!!! :-p
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3.8/5 (656 votes)

Submitted by: ashl3ymar!3
Men have feelings too but who really Cares!?
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3.0/5 (359 votes)

Submitted by: r0ckinggrl14
Hey I'm out,
Leave a messege after the period
......... lol...
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2.4/5 (747 votes)

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HEY %n! I'm not here because I went to go change my...uh..wait..that's a little to much info there..how bout,"I'm goin to get a new p..." no..that's a little more then you wanted to know...how bout..OH! that's good...here we go..how bout,"I'm going to get a new, "napkin". yup...that's it...
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3.0/5 (682 votes)

Submitted by: PMS
Boys suck...especially on days that end with a "y"
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3.3/5 (457 votes)

Submitted by: WereWolf6398
Booty Shaking,
Heart Breaking,
Mad Hott,
Never Stop,
Short Skirt,
Love to Flirt,
Tight Jeans,
Very Mean,
High Class,
Nice Ass,
Shakin Thys,
Candy Eyes,
Lucious Lips,
Killer Kiss,
Tell me can you handle this?
So with an X & O I'm out like Whoa~
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4.3/5 (2799 votes)

Submitted by: lilbaby2166
* With a wink of my eye, and a kiss from my lips, this little hotttie, is out like this *
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3.5/5 (438 votes)

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God made man before women because you always make a rough draft before the final masterpiece.
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4.2/5 (1276 votes)

Submitted by: ~Smile~
Cute enough to make you look twice,
Sweet enough but not too nice,
A lil crazy but not too wild,
The kinda girl that'll make you smile
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4.2/5 (1142 votes)

Submitted by: coolkid00
Friends are forever, and Guys are whatever ... But when worse comes to worse ... My GIRLS Come First!
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4.1/5 (886 votes)

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Much money...good boy, no money...good bye
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3.0/5 (395 votes)

Submitted by: Xtina
I hate thongs, I mean come on, who needs to floss their ass?
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3.5/5 (702 votes)

Submitted by: Austin_Luver



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