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Category: Finals
Message: It has commenced. Finals week is upon us in full force, seizing what sanity I have left after a menacing term. The thought of a pure, utopian society has faded while has captured the last breath of any rational existence and conquered our self-worth. The possibility of survival seems like a distant notion. God help us all.
Yet fear not. For although the next few days of studying or lack thereof can easily determine whether you hold on to your precious A, these finals will have no real outcome on the rest of your life. One test will not determine: your career once you graduate, who your real friends are, whether or not you ever find that one special person who will make the outcome of this next week seem so insignificant. One test will not determine your happiness.
So buckle down, get that A, make your parents happy, but don't ever forget that 30% of your grade isn't worth a fraction of your life.
Good luck and Godspeed.
Submitted By: tmartin4

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A couple goes to an art gallery. They find a picture of a naked women with only her privates covered with leaves. The wife doesn't like it and moves on but the huband keeps looking.
The wife asks, "What are you waiting for?"
The husband replies, "Autumn."
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I'm out like a boner in sweatpants!
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Submitted by: derrick67538
If I could be an instrument, I would be a french horn, so all the girls could blow me.....
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Submitted by: still fly mbp
There was a old couple laying in bed ...the old man farts...then the lady said what was that he said fart football! so two mins later she blows a big one! they laugh ..like 5 mins later he farts, but just a little squeaker, ..then all of a suden the lady farts and poops in the bed and the man said ..what the hell was that..she said half time...switch sides!
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Submitted by: u dont kno me
If I was a woman, every time I had to go to the gynecologist, Id fake an orgasm.
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Submitted by: CyrusArtimus
Gone, like your moms virginity
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Yo daddy is so bald, when he wears a turtleneck, he looks like a broken condom.
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I had a dream I was eating chocolate pudding then woke up with a spoon in my.......
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Deck the halls, bye bye great falls. Wipe my ass and lick my balls! It's Stiffler time baby!
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The only reason that I sleep at night is becuase I look forward to morning wood.
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