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Message: I'm sitting on a baby...uh oh, it looks flat now...
Submitted By: badmitten96

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Heres a lil song for yea ;)! Old Mcdonald sittin on bench picking his butt with a monkey wrench missed his butt and hit his balls peeded all over his overalls went to the creek to wash them off big fish came and bit them off went to the doctor an he said soory sir but your balls are dead. :D
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Submitted by: JustinsBabyGurlLife
SORRY I SPRONG A LEEK ON YOUR BED
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Submitted by: JeremyFLowengard
My mom always told me not to eat yellow snow...
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Hey I cannot talk now..im too busy pickin boogers out of my nose. It's actualy quite fun....you should try it sometime
O kool!! they stick to the wall!!!
brb
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Submitted by: lil2stupid
Yankee Doodle went to town, riding on a rocket, stuck his finger in his butt and called it Hershey's chocolate.
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Sorry, i'm milkin the cat right now, shouldn't take long, so i'll be back in a little.
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Submitted by: Keisterbaby
I can't believe how hard it is. I just took it out of there...I didn't know its suppose to look like that...I thought boogers were suppose to be slimy!!!....HAHA
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Submitted by: Jennyfur18
Hold on I got a boogie...
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Submitted by: boogieshutur
Crap I farted again and I'll do it again!
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Submitted by: kristeb21
Life is like throw up, it comes in many colors. Brown, green, and sometimes even red.
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Submitted by: ilikepuppies
Eating...........my toenails
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Submitted by: thatsurfrguy145
OH GROSS! I just sneezed all over the computer screen and it will take me a few minutes to clean it off!
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Submitted by: Powerchickhead



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